Tonight on Celebrity Jeopardy!

[Paratus]

The Categories are:

An Album Cover (Anal Bum Cover)
Therapists (The Rapists)
Famous Titles (Famous Titties)
Japan US Relations (Jap Anus Relations)
Catch These Men (Catch The Semen)
Pen is Mightier (Penis Mightier)

Did I miss any?

 

[rudeguy]

I don't know the answer but your mother's a whore

 

[fitzhue]

Colors that end in urple?

 

[Paratus]

Things that go Ruff

"Rough? Ish that the way your wife likesh it Trebeck?"

 

[masterxfob]

I don't know the answer but your mother's a whore

Things that go Ruff

"Rough? Ish that the way your wife likesh it Trebeck?"

good god that was my favorite snl skit :lol:

 

[95SS]

Why don't you give me ape tit for 200. (A petit déjeuner)

 

[gorcorps]

Why don't you give me ape tit for 200. (A petit déjeuner)

I know a little French... you're an assbite, pardon my french.

 

[InverseOfNeo]

Wasnt there one about potpourri (pot pour me or something?)?

 

[jlchoi]

And your wager... Texas with a dollar sign in front of it ($Texas). Simply... amazing.

 

[apac]

Below....me. Below me. I don't get it.

 

[silverpig]

Horsemen (whore semen)

Hor, like your mother... semen. It's right there.

 

[jlchoi]

Below....me. Below me. I don't get it.

Oh, I'll bet you do, Trebek!

 

[TheVrolok]

This condiment is made from mustard seeds ..

.. the sound, a doggy makes.

One of the greatest sketches of all time.

 

[acheron]

Your wager: a buck, and your answer: "futter". "Buck futter". I don't get it.

 

[BrownShoes]

Hot, hot, hot!
Hot, hot, hot!
What kind of tea is this?
Iced Tea?

 

[SunnyD]

I''l take the penis mightier for $200, Alex.

 

[darkxshade]

Has the real Trebek ever said anything about the skits of him?

 

[Jeeebus]

17 minutes of bliss:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/14938/

 

[acheron]

Has the real Trebek ever said anything about the skits of him?

He was in one of the skits, I think the last one before Will Ferrell left SNL as a regular.

 

[darkxshade]

He was in one of the skits, I think the last one before Will Ferrell left SNL as a regular.

aww, I musta missed that one... now I gotta dig it up after work

 

[Fritzo]

Burt Reynolds: Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh.. eight thou.

Alex Trebek: That's "Condiments". For $400. "This condiment is made from mustard seeds". [ Stewart buzzes in ] French Stewart.

French Stewart: The answer, of course, is onions. I'll take "Condiments" for $800, thank you.. [ buzzer sounds ]

Alex Trebek: That's not the right answer. [ Reynolds buzzes in ] Burt Reynolds.

Burt Reynolds: That's not my name.

Alex Trebek: Okay. Turd Ferguson.

Burt Reynolds: [ laughs ] Yeah, what do ya want?

Alex Trebek: You buzzed in!

Burt Reynolds: No I didn't.

Alex Trebek: Yes you did!

Burt Reynolds: Yeah, well, that's your opinion.

Alex Trebek: I hate my job. The answer was "mustard". Mustard is made from mustard seeds. Mr. Reynolds, it's still your board.

Burt Reynolds: Yeah well, why don't you give me, ah.. why don'tcha give me Ape Tit for $200.

Alex Trebek: It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.. [ shakes head ] ..never mind! Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. [ Connery buzzes in ] Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Moo. [ buzzer sounds ]

Alex Trebek: No.

Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night! [ laughs ]

 

[drum]

I'm onto your game you rogue

 

[acheron]

Saber!

No.

It began with a bloody 'S'!

 

[silverpig]

I know kung-fu...

 

[BrownShoes]

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!