took a girl to see a porno movie

[UsandThem]

I hope you checked the floor and your seat before you sit down.

As for your question on why she is not talking to you, you buy this book and read it.

Book 1

If you don't you might be reading this in a few years.

Book 2

Your choice!

 

[Soybomb]

mmmmmm morning troll!

 

[atomicbomberman]

Hmm.. LOL, I heard it all!!!

Well, maybe the movie is too boring, my experience of Porn Movies are pretty much that they're lame a$$ boring movie w/ people screwing eachother. I don't think you date dig that very much.

 

[Harrald]

Umm.... This "is" part of DeNiros talk to himself in the movie Taxi Driver.


Good catch joemamma. The name rang a bell but I needed you to give me the push to remember the scene.

You can safely assume this is a gag.

 

[TravisBickle]

What surprised me was that nobody spotted the reference sooner. But I did have some serious points to make. My real problems will come later. Thanks, guys.

 

[konichiwa]

LOL...Seems that everyone missed the Taxi Driver reference, eh? Watch, tomorrow he'll come back saying he killed 5 people and saved a 12 year old prostitute with his .44 magnum.

 

[TravisBickle]

By the way, I do have such severe sexual dysfunction I belong in a research lab, Girl Friday!

 

[chess9]

TB:

If you DO have a sexual dysfunction of any type you have come to the right place. We cure all ills, but specialize in sex problems. At one time, everyone here had a sex problem. But, now that we are posting we don't have a sex problem because WE HAVE DON'T HAVE SEX any more!

And that's the cure.

Please pay the cashier as you leave.

 

[Isla]

Hey, I never saw the flick. Some of us are underexposed.

 

[ManSnake]

ROTFLMAOAATWSP!!!

 

[apoppin]

Well, which film did you take her to TravisBickle? Where? And how did you get her to go inside in the first place?

It's not that I don't believe your story . . . I'd just like to say I am naturally suspicious when you leave out the details.

It sounds like your fantasy so far.

 

[fluxquantum]

heh heh.

 

[konichiwa]

Isla

Oh, you have to see it! One of the best movies ever. But be warned, it's pretty dark...if your stomach hates you after seeing a movie like Seven or... or...I can't think of another one, you might not want to see this.

But then again you probably should anyway considering it's one of the most influential movies of all time:

AFI Online
Taxi Driver

 

[Azraele]

You took a girl to a porno?! Ummmm BAD idea. Being of the female persuasion myself, I'd say what you did was just ask to get slapped and promptly dumped. Sheesh.

 

[JenniZ]

LOL, you smoking crack? Thats a funny story.
At least now you have a funny story to tell, and you learned a valuabl lesson. If a guy took me to a porno flick on a first date, we'd probably never hit it off. I dont think I would ignore him, because I was be completly amused by his stupidity. I might tease him for a while, and make jokes. Dont think I would go on a second date, I mean if a porno movie was the first date , how bad can he mess up the second one? HAHAHA

 

[Isla]

Cool, Konichiwa, I'll rent it soon!

I've heard it was a classic, but it's just one of those things I never got around to. I liked Seven, even if it was dark.

Anyway, I love DeNiro, and Jodie Foster is one of my heroes...

 

[konichiwa]

She (Foster) was, I think 12 years old when they filmed that movie. Creepy.

 

[Ariel]

Thank you TravisBickle for starting my morning off with a good laugh!

it was only an 18, and there weren't no animals in it or anything unnatural. OMG!

 

[rudds]

i can't believe how few of you caught this reference... for shame.

 

[smartt]

You tricked her didn't you? She should have known that all those adults weren't going to see 102 Dalmations, little did she know it was 102 masturbations.


Just kidding!

 

[Yeeny]

By the way, I do have such severe sexual dysfunction I belong in a research lab, Girl Friday!

Well if your ready to get help, we are ready to assist you. Now where did I put that catheter and the screwdriver? And if your a good little patient, you even get cookies and milk.

 

[TravisBickle]

lol Girlfriday. By the way, she didn't seem to realise until it started it was a porno flick. "You gotta be kidding this is a dirty movie" and she looked uneasy.

 

[NucleusWDS]

NOBODY ... NOBODY ... I say it again ... NOBODY would be stupid enough to take a girl to a porno movie. That's just plain 'DUMB'.

Porno movies are there for one reason only. And that reason is ... so all guys can MASTURBATE !!! It's normal so don't be ashamed. But also you do it in your own PRIVATE time ... OR share the movie with your friends. It's a laugh

 

[TravisBickle]

I'm kind of hurt by that. I don't think it was stupid. A lot of couples go to see these movies. Everybody cept maybe nuns is interested in sex.

 

[apoppin]

Couples don't go to see porno films (especially on a "date&quot. Singles do.

Couples usually enjoy them in the privacy of their own homes.

Now, if you took her out to a porno theater, it is completely obvious (XXX/adults only warnings). Either she was blindfolded or rather unobservant . . .