Top 5 dealbreakers in a woman

[ClarityZedd]

What would you say you would not tolerate even if everything else was perfect?

I'll say

1)Smokers
2)Bad hygiene/grooming...nasty ass nails for example
3)Can't speak proper English without saying "like" and "um" every 2 words
4)Overweight
5)hardcore feminist types

 

[feralkid]

Machine Gun Jubblies.

 

[FIVR]

6) Not having a penis

 

[brianmanahan]

1) is actually a dude
2) is not a woman
3) watches "two broke girls" unironically
4) is not a lifer on AT
5) posts in P&N

 

[Sonikku]

6) Not having a penis

 

[MrRamon]

You have high standards. If you drop 1,3,4 you could probably get laid on the daily. I agree on 2 and 5.

 

[Herr Kutz]

You forgot ugly which should be #1.

 

[William Gaatjes]

I guess you never heard of :

Julia Michaels - Issues

 

[snoopy7548]

The Casual Encounters section of Craigslist would be perfect for you, OP.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

1) Used to be a dude.
2) Might currently be a dude
3) Not into threesomes with her hot girlfriends.
4) Doesn't earn enough to allow me to quit my job and play video games all day
5) Has a cat

 

[Captante]

pointy elbows

 

[William Gaatjes]

Hypothetically :

1) Smoking or for example wine drinking every night.
2) Nagging over nothing.
3) When i come home to diner always there is something on the table i loathe.
4) Who has never heard of this phrase : "You never know untill you try it". Like i do not know what i really do not like.
5) Endless support for a female friend who always picks up assholes and i have to listen about it.

 

[Perknose]

OP, posting on ATOT is as close to an intimate relationship as you might ever get. And we will cheat on you with other posters!

 

[mindless1]

Excessive negativity, like someone who looks at another person and finds 5 ways they don't like that person instead of trying to see the good in everyone.

 

[DigDog]

for most of my life i wouldn't have even considered a woman who didn't smoke. i guess i got older and my standards have lowered.

realistically,

1. doesn't do back door bum-bum

hmm.. i think that's it. as long as she takes it up the botty, we're good. I guess i would have some reservations if she was religious, a flat-earther, an anti-vaxxer, UFOlogist, or feminazi, but i would likely still hit it.

You might think that i have no standards but the truth is that i have spent some time with a girl who was dumb as shit and i really enjoyed it, i just saw her as "my mate" rather than as "my companion".

 

[brianmanahan]

1. doesn't do back door bum-bum.

uhh TMI

 

[ultimatebob]

for most of my life i wouldn't have even considered a woman who didn't smoke. i guess i got older and my standards have lowered.

realistically,

1. doesn't do back door bum-bum

hmm.. i think that's it. as long as she takes it up the botty, we're good. I guess i would have some reservations if she was religious, a flat-earther, an anti-vaxxer, UFOlogist, or feminazi, but i would likely still hit it.

You might think that i have no standards but the truth is that i have spent some time with a girl who was dumb as shit and i really enjoyed it, i just saw her as "my mate" rather than as "my companion".

See? Now this guy knows how to get laid.

 

[shortylickens]

I'd fuck a quadriplegic pregnant nazi midget if she was interested.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'd fuck a quadriplegic pregnant nazi midget if she was interested.

I just asked the only one on Earth for you, she thinks she can do better.

 

[Zeze]

This is just my opinion of course.

1) Wearing clothes in a 'too much' greasy getup.
2) 5'8" trying too hard to pass off as 5'10" when no one believes it.
3) Works in a greasy used car dealership, not even new cars.
4) Insecure.
5) Balding, and has a patchy hair transplant job.

 

[Thebobo]

I'd fuck a quadriplegic pregnant nazi midget if she was interested.

My google melted searching for that.

 

[madoka]

 

[Darwin333]

One of your biggest problems, imho, is you are looking for the perfect girl and refuse to date anyone else instead of settling for "good enough for now" until that perfect girl comes around. Hell you might even find that the "good enough for now" chick is what you really wanted all along.

Then again, since you said you can't even approach girls that might fit your standards it's likely you will be forever alone until you finally come out of the closet and ask out that super hot guy you are repressing your crush on.

 

[Iron Woode]

I already have the best woman.

she is friendly, smart, likes having fun, has her own opinions, gives tit for tat, kind, compassionate, can make a mean lasagna, not bitchy or jealous and low maintenance.

 

[Darwin333]

I already have a the best woman.

she is friendly, smart, likes having fun, has her own opinions, gives tit for tat, kind, compassionate, can make a mean lasagna, not bitchy or jealous and low maintenance.

And she isn't too bad in the sack!