Top 50 MIRC Quotes --> HILARIOUS!!!

[edc03]

Enjoy

 

[aphex]

hahahahahahahaha

now THAT is freakin funny

thanks!

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: aphexII
hahahahahahahaha

now THAT is freakin funny

thanks!

Really?

 

[snow patrol]

Everything there cracks me up.

 

[db]

OMG-- the brownies!
kill kill kill

 

[Rallispec]

people are weird

 

[BlueApple]

only half of them are really funny, though

 

[yllus]

You guys need to see the quotes with me in them on that site:

[briansex] i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
[sully] I tell you I'm a guy?

[veggie] when matthew was just learning to talk we were on the bus
[veggie] and he couldnt quite pronounce truck
[veggie] he pronounced it f*ck
[sully] back to work with you
[sully] LOL veggie
[veggie] so he looks out the bus window and says really loud...
[veggie] OH MOMMY BIG F*CK
[sully] LOL!
[veggie] hahaha
[veggie] BIG HUGE F*CK
[veggie] firetruck = firef*ck
[veggie] dumptruck = dumpf*ck
[veggie] etc..

[mrs] ontariom the phone is for you
[sully] OntarioM is ~Ontario@CPE************.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * Toronto Man
[sully] OntarioM on #toronto #phonesex #masturbation
[sully] Coincidence?

 

[Entity]

these are pretty funny...

Rob

 

[webnewland]

Man some of them are down right hilarious.

 

[MC]

ROTFLMAO.

 

[milagro]

Funniest MIRC Stuff I've seen in a long time ROTFLMAO!!!!- and its pretty rare for ME to type that

 

[alee25]

the 5 & 6 ones down are hella funny

 

[Adul]

hahaha damn

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: alee25
the 5 & 6 ones down are hella funny

Yes they are.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: milagro
Funniest MIRC Stuff I've seen in a long time ROTFLMAO!!!!- and its pretty rare for ME to type that

wtf is an ime?!

 

[snow patrol]

Originally posted by: milagro
Funniest MIRC Stuff I've seen in a long time ROTFLMAO!!!!- and its pretty rare for ME to type that

come again?

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: snow patrol

Originally posted by: milagro
Funniest MIRC Stuff I've seen in a long time ROTFLMAO!!!!- and its pretty rare for ME to type that

come again?

"First time for me" I believe it says.

Anyway the one with "<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up " is priceless. LMAO!!

OMG

#4278 +(434)- [X]

<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

DUde this is my favorite page on the internet ever.

 

[N8Magic]

#5319 = 0WNED X 948774312

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

almost spit some vanilla coke all over the monitor reading this one:

<orion`-`-> what the fvck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

 

[FrustratedUser]

<weDge> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fscked up huh? I want to die.

Ouch!
LMAO!

 

[PG]

<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.

 

[amnesiac]

OMG I just had an aneurysm from reading this one...

#993 +(266)- [X]

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest: Download sh!t into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-sh!t-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

 

[MaxDSP]

Some of the better ones:

"
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization

"
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
"


"
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
"

"
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
"



LMAO

 

[silverpig]

"#2605 +(291)- [X]

* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh sh!t."


hahahahahahaha