Originally posted by: bozack
That was pretty classy of the girl with the brownies, I wonder how true that was.....pretty sad if it was.
reminds me of someone telling me they had this friend who hated her roomate, so to get back at the roomate she slept with two guys in the living room while the roommate was home...personally did not see how that was "getting back" at anyone but instead her getting off. I just love it how low class society seems to be getting.
<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today.
<shithead1> windows 200? did marcus aurelius use that?
<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<toot> 1K = 1024
<@GoodScrat> Hello,
<@GoodScrat> I noticed you have a Linux 101 keyboard for $69 at:
<@GoodScrat> http://store.yahoo.com/pckeyboards/linux101.html
<@GoodScrat> I was wondering why this keyboard is not free.
<@GoodScrat> Thanks,
<@GoodScrat> Johnny
<Dst> revenge is sweet
<Dst> revenge is a dish best served cold
<Dst> ergo; revenge is ice cream
<Joshua> peanut butter is good, boobies are good, therefore boobies are peanut butter
<Dst> i like your twisted logic there
<Joshua> i like boobies.
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
#4865 +(45)- [X]
<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f?
LOL
<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas
<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho
<faustwork> i feel like a goon
<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama>
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
<HankMcCoy> I am so fscking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
<outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Holy crap there are a LOT more than just the 50 on the first page.. go to "latest" and there's another 25.. plus you can see older ones too.
*edit*
Good lord, there are like thousands of these. I'm not doing work today.
/me hangs "Busy. Go Away." sign on door.
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<spoob> MCSE is to computers as McDonalds Certified Chef is to fine cuisine
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big d!ck ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Holy crap there are a LOT more than just the 50 on the first page.. go to "latest" and there's another 25.. plus you can see older ones too.
*edit*
Good lord, there are like thousands of these. I'm not doing work today.
/me hangs "Busy. Go Away." sign on door.
Originally posted by: Draco
Wow this one is good... hope i don't get in trouble for it
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big d!ck ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.