Top 50 text acronyms parents should know

[gorcorps]

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dp...nts_Should_Know_052009

1 8 Oral sex
2 1337 Elite
3 143 I love you
4 182 I hate you
5 459 I love you
6 1174 Nude club
7 420 Marijuana
8 ADR Address
9 ASL Age/Sex/Location
10 Banana Penis
11 CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around
12 DUM Do You Masturbate?
13 DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
14 FB F*** Buddy
15
16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
17 FOL Fond of Leather
18 GNOC Get Naked On Cam
19 GYPO Get Your Pants Off
20 IAYM I Am Your Master
21 IF/IB In the Front or In the Back
22 IIT Is It Tight?
23 ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
24 IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
25 IWSN I Want Sex Now
26 J/O Jerking Off
27 KFY or K4Y Kiss For You
28 Kitty Vagina
29 KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
30 MorF Male or Female
31 LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
32 MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
33 WYCM Will You Call Me?
34 MOS Mom Over Shoulder
35 MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
36 NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
37 NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
38 NMU Not Much, You?
39 P911 Parent Alert
40 PAL Parents Are Listening
41 PAW Parents Are Watching
42 PIR Parent In Room
43 POS Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
44 PRON Porn
45 Q2C Quick To Cum
46 RU/18 Are You Over 18?
47 RUH Are You Horny?
48 S2R Send To Receive
49 SorG Straight or Gay
50 TDTM Talk Dirty To Me

My question is, do parents even want to know when their kids are talking about this stuff? And what happened to #15?

 

[NFS4]

FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am

Now that's what I'm talking about

 

[olds]

#15 TIG Texting is gay

 

[her209]

RUH TDTM PIR PAW 8 8 8

 

[ChaoZ]

I'm getting old.

 

[NFS4]

On second thought, I'm surprised that some of these are on a local news channel's site.

Quick to cum? News channels must be getting desperate these days.

 

[Howard]

Haven't heard of half of those.

 

[SonnyDaze]

NALOPKT

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: Howard
Haven't heard of half of those.

Half? I think I've heard of, maybe, 5 of them? Who made this list up? Ridiculous.

 

[James Bond]

Nobody actually uses most of these... Or I've never heard of the majority of them.

 

[Matthiasa]

Originally posted by: James Bond
Nobody actually uses most of these... Or I've never heard of the majority of them.

This
Urban dictionary doesn't even have some of those.

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: Matthiasa

Originally posted by: James Bond
Nobody actually uses most of these... Or I've never heard of the majority of them.

This
Urban dictionary doesn't even have some of those.

And furthermore, who the hell asks people if they are "fond of leather" so much that an acronym was necessary?

 

[AndroidVageta]

Yeah this is BS list...either most are made up or they were really stretching it with the acronyms...

Topic should be: Top 50 acronyms that nobody knows about LOL!

NEXT!

 

[blurredvision]

Some of you express shock that you've never heard of most of these. I for one express gladness that I've not heard of 98% of them. If I was ever chatting with someone who had to warn me that their parent was looking over their shoulder, then I shouldn't be chatting with that person.

 

[Terabyte]

IMEZRU?

CODE 9! I REPEAT, CODE 9! lolz wtf. I haven't heard of any of these..except like 143, a/s/l and the likes.

Why does 8 = oral sex?

 

[Matthiasa]

Originally posted by: peritusONE
Some of you express shock that you've never heard of most of these. I for one express gladness that I've not heard of 98% of them. If I was ever chatting with someone who had to warn me that their parent was looking over their shoulder, then I shouldn't be chatting with that person.

Or maybe the person just wants privacy, for you or themselfs?
Erm unless you?re to old to even be talking to university students that happen to be at there parents home for the summer.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

strange mix of childness and hardcore sex. looks like the news crew at myfoxatlanta spends alot of time in "alternative" night clubs and surfing for kids on myspace.

p.s. banana is the code-word for penis (thanks for that pro-tip, myfoxatlanta!)

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
strange mix of childness and hardcore sex. looks like the news crew at myfoxatlanta spends alot of time in "alternative" night clubs and surfing for kids on myspace.

p.s. banana is the code-word for penis (thanks for that pro-tip, myfoxatlanta!)

"The Boston Dangler" should replace banana as the code word for penis

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: peritusONE
Some of you express shock that you've never heard of most of these. I for one express gladness that I've not heard of 98% of them. If I was ever chatting with someone who had to warn me that their parent was looking over their shoulder, then I shouldn't be chatting with that person.

the smart parents are monitoring their kids IM habits/ convos without them knowing.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Terabyte
IMEZRU?

CODE 9! I REPEAT, CODE 9! lolz wtf. I haven't heard of any of these..except like 143, a/s/l and the likes.

Why does 8 = oral sex?

Because she wants to get 8 out?

 

[Baked]

Texting has doomed the human race.

 

[Saint Nick]

FMLTWIA???

Are you serious?

People use that? LOL

 

[JM Aggie08]

I've heard of 2 of these. Why can't people just type words?

**And why isn't wwybywb on there?**

 

[Saint Nick]

#15 ASL

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: NightDarker
#15 ASL

#9 is ASL, but thanks for playing