Top 50 text acronyms parents should know

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
I like this one -

YRYOCC - You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock

lol

so, are you FOL or what? should i get my robe and wizard hat?

UFOL2? WYGISWYPF YAFIYGI.

WRUDATM? WMMOWS & FMLTWIA.

OH NOES TEOTWAWKI!!!11!

FOMCL

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: NightDarker
what about:

2G1C?

Two girls one cup?

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: NightDarker
what about:

2G1C?

Two girls one cup?

I know I text that all the time.

Not.

 

[nakedfrog]

How is "PRON" an acronym?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
How is "PRON" an acronym?

Its not...

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
What no -

4ever
404
2BZ4UQT
2G2B4G
2G2BT
14AA41
4COL
4EAE
4NR
4Q
5FS
831
86





143 - it corresponds to the number of letters in each word: I is 1 letter, love is 4 letters, you is 3 letters.
459 - the letters I, L, Y correspond on the telephone keypad to 4, 5 and 9.
831 - means 8 letters, 3 words, and 1 meaning. I Love You.
182 - 1 looks like I, 8 sounds like hate, and 2 sounds like you.

9 also means parents are watching (same as CD9)
99 means parents are no longer watching.

You should be embarrassed about knowing all those

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok

Originally posted by: Howard
Haven't heard of half of those.

Half? I think I've heard of, maybe, 5 of them? Who made this list up? Ridiculous.

The media. The same people who made up rainbow parties.

This is another attempt to scare white suburban mom's... nothing is better to boost ratings.

 

[SonnyDaze]

wise and beautiful woman = Can U Not Text?

 

[mxyzptlk]

Originally posted by: keird

Like a perverted version of Willy Wonka or something.

This is redundant.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
wise and beautiful woman = Can U Not Text?

LOL i wanna use that one on the ex wife...



she beat a guy up in a bar long ago for calling her that.

 

[shortylickens]

NNNTFMSTTA.
News networks need to find more shit to talk about.

 

[91TTZ]

Fox fabricates bullshit stories to incite fear in viewers? That's not news, that's Fox News.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

but...but...but... isn't fox news fair and balanced?

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Where's A2M?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
but...but...but... isn't fox news fair and balanced?

As long as you are a white christian married straight male who is a millionaire between the ages of 40-50.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

what is #48 S2R send to receive?
lol, i feel like i'm ordering chinese lunch specials

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok

Originally posted by: Howard
Haven't heard of half of those.

Half? I think I've heard of, maybe, 5 of them? Who made this list up? Ridiculous.

Kids with too much time on thier hands and parents who have no interest in the kids THEY brought into this world.


My son has no IM client on his pc and no text message capablities on his cell as we have it blocked. Matter of fact his phone is a prepay and only used for emergencies.

I fail to see what in the hell is so important in a teenager's life or any one's life where they need to be texting 24/7 or talking on the cell while driving. There is nothing so fucking important as to take a call when your driving a one ton or heavier wrecking ball down the road. People doing 60 mph in the fast lane of the freeway piss me off to end.

Funny how mankind went eons without them and now they act like it's their fucking right to block traffic, annoy the piss put of people while standing in line or sitting thru greenlights while they cannot shut the fuck up.

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: James Bond
Nobody actually uses most of these... Or I've never heard of the majority of them.

 

[KoolDrew]

16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am

:laugh:

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: TheVrolok

Originally posted by: Howard
Haven't heard of half of those.

Half? I think I've heard of, maybe, 5 of them? Who made this list up? Ridiculous.

Kids with too much time on thier hands and parents who have no interest in the kids THEY brought into this world.


My son has no IM client on his pc and no text message capablities on his cell as we have it blocked. Matter of fact his phone is a prepay and only used for emergencies.

I fail to see what in the hell is so important in a teenager's life or any one's life where they need to be texting 24/7 or talking on the cell while driving. There is nothing so fucking important as to take a call when your driving a one ton or heavier wrecking ball down the road. People doing 60 mph in the fast lane of the freeway piss me off to end.

Funny how mankind went eons without them and now they act like it's their fucking right to block traffic, annoy the piss put of people while standing in line or sitting thru greenlights while they cannot shut the fuck up.

all I have to say is if you are thinking locking out your kid is the answer, you have failed. Smart ones will figure out a way around whatever obstical you throw out.

At work we had someone's classmate stole her phone because the ghetto's kid phone was locked out.

IMHO let them know what the repercussions are. If they still continue, you did what you could.

However, you only attacking an issue and not providing a solution shows you are just bitter that others can do so much.

You point on eons and eons is sort of funny as in the past the lesser people were usually just killed off and thus not in traffic.