Top 7 lies men tell themselves.

[teqwiz]

Hey all. Just a tidbit I stumbled across
Top 7 Lies

Alot of these items are true. Men are raised in a general way to reflect much of what is in this article.

LOL. Enjoy.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Didn't read it. I don't lie to myself or anyone else.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Didn't read it. I don't lie to myself or anyone else.

Neither do I.

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Didn't read it. I don't lie to myself or anyone else.

LIAR!

 

[LeStEr]

Originally posted by: TallGeese

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Didn't read it. I don't lie to myself or anyone else.

LIAR!

Hehe

 

[LordMaul]

Sorry men, but that list is wrong...you see, you all might be like that, but I'm - obviously - every one of those things I supposedly dream about. Ah, yes...I amaze me.

 

[Deeko]

Ya knwo what? #1? I coulda had that....my ex wanted it.....if there is one thing I regret about our relationship, its not taking advantage of that opportunity...I'll probably never get a chance to do that again.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Sorry men, but that list is wrong...you see, you all might be like that, but I'm - obviously - every one of those things I supposedly dream about. Ah, yes...I amaze me.

...he says as he locks himself in his parents basement.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Sorry men, but that list is wrong...you see, you all might be like that, but I'm - obviously - every one of those things I supposedly dream about. Ah, yes...I amaze me.

...he says as he locks himself in his parents basement.

Well, we can't have them stumbling in on me during my threesome, now, can we?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

#1, done that.

 

[teqwiz]

It's funny how most guys seem to have that super hero attitude.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: teqwiz
It's funny how most guys seem to have that super hero attitude.

Dont hate us just cause your not one.

SSJ4!!!

 

[BMdoobieW]

I have no throwing arm. No lies about that.

 

[ScrapSilicon]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Sorry men, but that list is wrong...you see, you all might be like that, but I'm - obviously - every one of those things I supposedly dream about. Ah, yes...I amaze me.

...he says as he locks himself in his parents basement.

Well, we can't have them stumbling in on me during my threesome, now, can we?

uh...how you have a threesome with one physical body present..?

 

[Grasshopper27]

ROTFL!:

#3: She's never faked it

You can spot a fake orgasm a mile away, can't you? You'd know for sure if she was acting in order for it to just...be...over. Yes, of course you'd know it if you saw it, but you're such a champ that it's never happened to you. Funny, almost every woman has faked it, so how does that work into the equation?

 

[Grasshopper27]

#1: You'll have a threesome

If it's going to happen to anyone it's going to be you, right? Sure, keep telling yourself that. Yes, you could save up and get two hookers, or stalk the playground, but when it comes to getting two beautiful women who are willing to go all-out with you, the odds are slim.

The good old menage-a-trois is probably the favorite and most common male fantasy out there (sorry Freud), but most men aren't going to come anywhere close to living that dream. There is, however, an easy way to make it happen: become a platinum rock star, and your odds improve about a million-fold.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
#1: You'll have a threesome

If it's going to happen to anyone it's going to be you, right? Sure, keep telling yourself that. Yes, you could save up and get two hookers, or stalk the playground, but when it comes to getting two beautiful women who are willing to go all-out with you, the odds are slim.

The good old menage-a-trois is probably the favorite and most common male fantasy out there (sorry Freud), but most men aren't going to come anywhere close to living that dream. There is, however, an easy way to make it happen: become a platinum rock star, and your odds improve about a million-fold.

Eloquently stated.

 

[Triumph]

This list is dumb. I don't think that I could convert any lesbians, and I don't expect to have a 3-way anytime soon, if ever. I'm not even sure if I'd want to; that's just spreading yourself too thin.

 

[CKDragon]

7 - My arm is average.
6 - I don't think I'd even try to outrun the cops...
5 - I can't dance.
4 - Hell, I've turned a straight girl into a lesbian. That's how much this doesn't apply to me...
3 - I really don't think she has.
2 - Umm... I'm no macho-man, but I am definitely only attracted to women.
1 - I'm not holding my breath.

So for me, I only deny numbers 2 and 3. The others I don't lie to myself about.

CK

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Sorry men, but that list is wrong...you see, you all might be like that, but I'm - obviously - every one of those things I supposedly dream about. Ah, yes...I amaze me.

...he says as he locks himself in his parents basement.

Well, we can't have them stumbling in on me during my threesome, now, can we?

uh...how you have a threesome with one physical body present..?

Shut up! Two arms and Mr. Happy is a threesome, is it not?

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
#1: You'll have a threesome

If it's going to happen to anyone it's going to be you, right? Sure, keep telling yourself that. Yes, you could save up and get two hookers, or stalk the playground, but when it comes to getting two beautiful women who are willing to go all-out with you, the odds are slim.

The good old menage-a-trois is probably the favorite and most common male fantasy out there (sorry Freud), but most men aren't going to come anywhere close to living that dream. There is, however, an easy way to make it happen: become a platinum rock star, and your odds improve about a million-fold.

I've had one, and I'll have more, thank you very much.

HA!

 

[Scarpozzi]

I think that author is hard up for decent material to print so he's writing a bunch of crap.....he needs to quit his writing job and get a job at the community center calling out bingo numbers.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Sorry men, but that list is wrong...you see, you all might be like that, but I'm - obviously - every one of those things I supposedly dream about. Ah, yes...I amaze me.

...he says as he locks himself in his parents basement.

Well, we can't have them stumbling in on me during my threesome, now, can we?

uh...how you have a threesome with one physical body present..?

thats easy. both hands.

oh, and about your list. sorry, i was never interviewed. no i dont dream of a threesome. no, im not gay. no, i cant throw a ball. I cant dance. and the only lesbian i know i wouldnt touch with a pole. she's hideous.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Grasshopper, do you have any ideas why people use links?
and I can throw a low 80s fastball
as for the rest:
- I can't dance
- I wouldn't outrun the cops nor would I need to
- Threesome? Wishful thinking on my part
- Girl faking it... Definetly not, for a very simple reason...
- Turn a lesbian straight? Not something I'd try
- Whatever percentage of me is homo... it's small enough that the hetero part of me can have its way without worrying about it

That pretty much summs it up

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: CKDragon
7 - My arm is average.
6 - I don't think I'd even try to outrun the cops...
5 - I can't dance.
4 - Hell, I've turned a straight girl into a lesbian. That's how much this doesn't apply to me...
3 - I really don't think she has.
2 - Umm... I'm no macho-man, but I am definitely only attracted to women.
1 - I'm not holding my breath.

So for me, I only deny numbers 2 and 3. The others I don't lie to myself about.

CK

OK, I'll do this just to give you all details...

7 - My arms are amazing. I sent Arnold pictures of my right bicep, and he sent me back a picture of him looking like this ---> :Q
6 - I am an extremely fast runner. Pit me against any 400 pound cop and I'll smoke him on foot, no questions asked.
5 - I make Fred Astaire look bad. I was offered a multi-million dollar contract with a dancing company, but I turned it down because I had a LAN party scheduled for that weekened.
4 - This one is obvious. I just have to walk by them and *poof* they leave their girlfriends. Simple as that.
3 - Ha! It might have happened...but why would I ever contemplate it? I mean, I'm the priority here, right?
2 - I am, to put it mildly, hetersexual on a earth-shattering olympic level. When they say "not every one is 100% hetero" they obviously have never seen me.
1 - Not only do I not lie about it, but I turn down 12-15 a day...easy.

/me walks off swinging pimp cane