Top Gear Sucks Big Time!

DarkThinker

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Hear me before you cry out blasphemy!

1- I love to hear about super cars as much as the next guy, but how about helping normal 8-5 working people decide on car purchases and reviewing cars people regularly drive or cars people can afford in reality? Car shows used to be about that last time I checked.

2- Is this a show about cars or is it a sitcom? I am sick of having to listen to the three stooges exchanging jokes and insults, nothing is wrong with humor on the show however they just waste so much time doing that.

3- Is this a car show or Myth Busters without the scientific bit?

4- As a person employed in the engineering field, I am disturbed by the use of fancy words from Clarkson, Hamond and May, meanwhile non of them know crap about engineering and it's so obvious I have no idea why I am mentioning it!

5- The experiments on the show (HUGE EXAMPLE!) are such lame pointless waste of public resources I am surprised they aren't of the air by now, watch the video and judge for yourself how stupid these pretentious journalists are, they based the rocket / shuttle on a 30 year old car? I am sure the engineers who helped setup the experiment where banging their heads as they went on with this stupid project. If you are going to spend enough resources on a costly project like that, it wouldn't hurt if you can be a little serious about it, no?

6- They portray the Stig as a driving master mind (some say that he's usually some ex-F1 racing driver), so we have a driver that seems to be more qualified then the rest of these three stooges yet we can't get input from him because well his / their identity is kept secret, well that's just convenient isn't it?

7- The show is filled with more political views than reviews of cars that people might be intereseted in buying WTF? This is a car show not politics talk show, enough with the politics crap, get to the cars asswipes!

Top Gear is a stupid show and you would be so wrong if you disagree with me, either that or you have watched so much of it that your IQ dropped too low to agree with me.

So am I right or what?
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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1 - They do look at cheap cars.
2 - Different strokes...
3 - ???
4 - ???
5 - I think you're an idiot.
6 - The Stig has offered suggestions before.
7 - I think you're an idiot.

Or maybe I'm the idiot for actually taking you seriously. Yes, I do believe that is the case.
 

b0mbrman

Lifer
Jun 1, 2001
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Maybe you'd like it if they had more explosions...or maybe more Big Macs <rolls eyes>

This thread should get locked pretty quick...
 

Chrono

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Jan 2, 2001
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WTF?
Other than watching best motoring, I do not see any other shows that can match the entertainment of top gear. all american car shows suck ass.
 

andylawcc

Lifer
Mar 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: Chrono
WTF?
Other than watching best motoring, I do not see any other shows that can match the entertainment of top gear. all american car shows suck ass.

Best Motoring is actually quite bias. you notice Tsuchiya and the other old guys get to drive the competing Japanese cars in the showdown, where the youngin's are driving the Euro and American beast.
 

zerocool84

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Nov 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: andylawcc
british humoUr + cars = can't fail.


Hell yea I LOVE that show. ****** how many shows have an Apache Helicopter against an EXIGE!!!!!!!!!! It is a very fun show to watch. It's not a show like Motorweek, it's a show to watch and have fun. OP probably doesnt get a lot of British Humor
 

LtPage1

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Jan 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: DarkThinker
Hear me before you cry out blasphemy!

1- I love to hear about super cars as much as the next guy, but how about helping normal 8-5 working people decide on car purchases and reviewing cars people regularly drive or cars people can afford in reality? Car shows used to be about that last time I checked.

2- Is this a show about cars or is it a sitcom? I am sick of having to listen to the three stooges exchanging jokes and insults, nothing is wrong with humor on the show however they just waste so much time doing that.

3- Is this a car show or Myth Busters without the scientific bit?

4- As a person employed in the engineering field, I am disturbed by the use of fancy words from Clarkson, Hamond and May, meanwhile non of them know crap about engineering and it's so obvious I have no idea why I am mentioning it!

5- The experiments on the show (HUGE EXAMPLE!) are such lame pointless waste of public resources I am surprised they aren't of the air by now, watch the video and judge for yourself how stupid these pretentious journalists are, they based the rocket / shuttle on a 30 year old car? I am sure the engineers who helped setup the experiment where banging their heads as they went on with this stupid project. If you are going to spend enough resources on a costly project like that, it wouldn't hurt if you can be a little serious about it, no?

6- They portray the Stig as a driving master mind (some say that he's usually some ex-F1 racing driver), so we have a driver that seems to be more qualified then the rest of these three stooges yet we can't get input from him because well his / their identity is kept secret, well that's just convenient isn't it?

7- The show is filled with more political views than reviews of cars that people might be intereseted in buying WTF? This is a car show not politics talk show, enough with the politics crap, get to the cars asswipes!

Top Gear is a stupid show and you would be so wrong if you disagree with me, either that or you have watched so much of it that your IQ dropped too low to agree with me.

So am I right or what?

You're wrong on all points, but none of that matters because the show is FUN to watch and that's all that matters. Get off your high horse.
 

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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It's highly repetitive. They say the same things to virtually every car they drive: WHOA THIS CAR IS FAST, ITS SO FUN TO DRIVE!!!!
 

mAdD INDIAN

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Why would I care about cheap cars? It's not like I would base my car purchase decision based off TopGear's opinion of a car.

I watch for the entertainment value, and Top Gear is the ONLY entertaining automotive show for gearheads and kids-at-heart alike. How can you NOT like watching cars being launched into a pit, cars being blown up, a truck being included into the demolition of a building, etc... Also, their production quality is simply OUTSTANDING. Their cross-continent race/challenges are awesome. The show is pure entertainment. I'd like to do the things they do, that includes making a rocket out of a car, converting a real car into an R/C car and controlling it with people inside, racing farming equipment around a track, etc...

On top of all that, the three hosts have such great chemistry and get along so well, its like your watching your own friends being themselves and doing hilarious stupidity.
 

Cabages

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1. They make fun of people like you that want them to review cheaper cars. Think how many times in your life you will drive a Ferrari. For most people its zero. They give you the chance to be a small little part in their driving experiences.

2. Pointing back to #1, theyre are only so many "cool"/super cars to test out, im not gonna lie and say that some of it isnt filler. But a lot of these features tie back into car culture, like the one telling about the first f1 races and where the contries got their colors from. Theirs only so many times you can point back to a car and say "its nice" before it gets old.

4. If they knew about engineering, do you think they would be presenters on a show? 2 of the 3 I believe have degrees in journalism.

6. The stig does put in feedback every now and then, one namely example is the spoiler on the back of the newer Koenegseg (I dont know how to spell it). The stig can drive well, but he may not be all that well with describing and reviewing cars.

7. No, it isnt.

Im sick of you dumbfvcks thinking that what they think is golden. Your probably wrong on many occasions, just as everyone else is. Consider my IQ dropped from reading your drivel.
 

astralusion

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Nov 19, 2004
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dude, top gear is meant to be sort of a compliment to fifth gear, which is a more serious car show. if you look at older episodes of top gear they have more practical bits like what kind of deals you could get on cars (some rather large guy did those segments but is gone now). anyway top gear isn't meant to be a super serious analytical car review show, it's supposed to be entertaining and fun show that focuses on cars and motoring life. if you want reviews of normal cars watch fifth gear.
 
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Originally posted by: Mo0o
It's highly repetitive. They say the same things to virtually every car they drive: WHOA THIS CAR IS FAST, ITS SO FUN TO DRIVE!!!!

Well, they do review a lot of cars that are fast AND fun to drive!
 
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