Top ten ways to be the "funny" guy in the office:
10. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom- stick it in
your butt- then return it and tell the person to smell it- when they
tell you that it smells bad- be like, "It should! I had it in my
butt!"
9. Brag about the fact that you own a gun.
8. Answer every question asked to you with 'f*cked if i know!' then
call the person a racial slur doesnt even match their race
7. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the
front of your pants
6. Run down the hall with your penis out while urinating all over and
yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it
stops.. look down and say...."Oh."
5. Crap on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and
sees it tell them its the fake plastic kind- when the try to pick it up,
laugh and point.
4. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard- then during the
meeting put one finger in the air and make like youre hocking up a
big loogie- then spit the custard into a clear glass and
hand it to the person next to you and say "Beat that!"
3. Inform a female coworker that she "wouldn't make a good hooker"
2. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't
1. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives
you the sympathy remarks- tell everyone how you're just kidding-
tell everyone that they're just a bunch gullible retards
No offense intended, just thought it was funny. Feel free to add more.
10. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom- stick it in
your butt- then return it and tell the person to smell it- when they
tell you that it smells bad- be like, "It should! I had it in my
butt!"
9. Brag about the fact that you own a gun.
8. Answer every question asked to you with 'f*cked if i know!' then
call the person a racial slur doesnt even match their race
7. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the
front of your pants
6. Run down the hall with your penis out while urinating all over and
yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it
stops.. look down and say...."Oh."
5. Crap on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and
sees it tell them its the fake plastic kind- when the try to pick it up,
laugh and point.
4. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard- then during the
meeting put one finger in the air and make like youre hocking up a
big loogie- then spit the custard into a clear glass and
hand it to the person next to you and say "Beat that!"
3. Inform a female coworker that she "wouldn't make a good hooker"
2. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't
1. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives
you the sympathy remarks- tell everyone how you're just kidding-
tell everyone that they're just a bunch gullible retards
No offense intended, just thought it was funny. Feel free to add more.