Top this for a speeding ticket

BoomerD

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I got the following in my morning BMW 7 Series newsletter:


Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15, North of MCAS Miramar.
One of the officers was using a hand-held radar device to check speeding vehicles
approaching near the crest of a hill.

The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading
300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it
would not reset and turned off.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar
had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying
exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint
to the USMC Base Commander.


Back came a reply in true USMC style:

Thank you for the message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident.

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in
the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto your
hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.

Furthermore, an air to ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft
had also automatically locked onto your equipment.

Fortunately the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was,
quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override
the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your
hostile radar was destroyed.

Thank you for your concerns.


Of course it's probably pure bullshit, but it's still a fun read...
 

Wapp

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There is a USAF rumor about a Security Forces TSgt that got bored and decided to clock some F-15s as they were taking off. The word is he was busted down to Airman Basic.
 

CptCrunch

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lol! That would have been a hell of a surprise for the cops if the automated defense system had decided to fire
 

Nitemare

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read that a few places elsewhere

supposedly it has happened in England with the RAF and some places in the US if I believed everything I read on the interweb...
 

Kelemvor

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Thought this was the one with the black car with no lights driving150 down the road and the cops detected it but couldn't see the car. Yeah right. heh.
 
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Originally posted by: Kelemvor
Thought this was the one with the black car with no lights driving150 down the road and the cops detected it but couldn't see the car. Yeah right. heh.

You forgot to add that the driver wore night vision goggles.
 

JTsyo

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Fortunately the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was,
quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override
the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your
hostile radar was destroyed.


You know that's BS right there. Only the crew can fire weapons. Even if there was a situation like this, would they ever admit how close they came to firing on the cops?
 

OutHouse

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Originally posted by: Wapp
There is a USAF rumor about a Security Forces TSgt that got bored and decided to clock some F-15s as they were taking off. The word is he was busted down to Airman Basic.

thats no rumor.

when i was in and stationed at Nellis we had a E4 get busted to E-3 for sitting on a access road at the end of the runway running radar on people coming to work. the dumb shit decided to paint the fighters coming back from trainging. there were many pissed-off pilots that morning

were told by the fricken general to keep the "god damn radar guns turned off when you are anywhere near my aircraft, either parked, taxing, taking off or landing"

the aircraft do pickup the radar guns as a threat and make all sorts of alarms go off in the cockpit. the last thing a pilot needs while landing is to have his missile warning start blaring saying a SAM is locked onto him...

one thing you quickly learn when stationed at a flying base. if you every want to see people go absolutely shit raving, foaming at the mouth MAD interfere with any flight ops.



 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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I DID say in the OP that it was most likely pure bullshit...I don't claim it to be true...just a funny read...There are far too many variables assumed in the story for it to be true...and far too many outright BULLSHIT aspects of it as well...
 
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