Trump’s new squeeze - Laura Loomer!

[UNCjigga]

LOLOLOLOL ROFL!!!!

Yeah, they fuck. It’s the worst kept secret in Trump world—even right wingnuts aren’t denying it. Now it’s confirmed she’s spending nights with him in Bedminster and at Mar-a-Lago. Earlier this week, she was by his side on Trump Force One and at the 9/11 ceremony.

Now we know why the whole Haitian kitten thing is blowing up!!!

I have so many questions. Is she unbanned from CPAC? If Trump wins, does Loonie Loomer move into the White House? What job does she get in the Administration—CIA? Homeland Security?? Has she convinced Trump that the Georgia school shooting isn’t real yet?? Has she had a 3-way with Elon yet???

 

[nakedfrog]

Makes sense, she's utterly reprehensible and disgusting.

 

[Indus]

C'mon viagra do your thing with the high cholesterol arteries!!

 

[eelw]

Lol Melania may be the secret weapon. If somehow the momentum swings back to the orange monkey these last few weeks, she may want to get revenge.

 

[WelshBloke]

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Lol Melania may be the secret weapon. If somehow the momentum swings back to the orange monkey these last few weeks, she may want to get revenge.

She is only slightly more likable than Vance. Don’t think that will work.

 

[APU_Fusion]

What a cesspool. His arms are wrapped around a vile, racist sociopath yet he is the one who claim morality and God. I repeat my belief many Americans are breathtakingly ignorant and/or racist and filled with hate.

Her curry tweet is vile. Trump bringing her to 911 ceremony is vile. He is a disgrace. No wonder greenman loves him.

 

[manly]

Lol Melania may be the secret weapon. If somehow the momentum swings back to the orange monkey these last few weeks, she may want to get revenge.

Melania is just waiting for him to be buried at one of his golf courses, and she'll live out the rest of her life in comfort (assuming Trump Org assets aren't all seized).

 

[Perknose]

Her curry tweet is vile. Trump bringing her to 911 ceremony is vile. He is a disgrace. No wonder greenman loves him.

 

[nakedfrog]

What a cesspool. His arms are wrapped around a vile, racist sociopath yet he is the one who claim morality and God. I repeat my belief many Americans are breathtakingly ignorant and/or racist and filled with hate.

Her curry tweet is vile. Trump bringing her to 911 ceremony is vile. He is a disgrace. No wonder greenman loves him.

Nah, Greenman doesn't love him, he just hates everyone else. He does like that Trump is an asshole, because he finds that relatable.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Melania is just waiting for him to be buried at one of his golf courses, and she'll live out the rest of her life in comfort (assuming Trump Org assets aren't all seized).

Trump does have good divorce agreements with his wives. I am sure Melania is thinking well I’ve put enough time in to get a Mansion in (wherever), maintenance and grounds kept by Trump and either a large cash payout or a good yearly stipend. She’s young enough to find another rich guy or just be free to go wherever she wants.

 

[Thump553]

Trump does have good divorce agreements with his wives. I am sure Melania is thinking well I’ve put enough time in to get a Mansion in (wherever), maintenance and grounds kept by Trump and either a large cash payout or a good yearly stipend. She’s young enough to find another rich guy or just be free to go wherever she wants.

It is generally presumed Melania successfully renegotiated her prenup immediately after Trump's grab them by the pussy tape incident as a condition of her "standing by her man" at such a crucial time. If she doesn't have her financial future solidly locked up then she will have to turn in her trophy wife badge.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

It is generally presumed Melania successfully renegotiated her prenup immediately after Trump's grab them by the pussy tape incident as a condition of her "standing by her man" at such a crucial time. If she doesn't have her financial future solidly locked up then she will have to turn in her trophy wife badge.

Very likely, I remember him talking about divorce agreements with Howard Stern probably in the late 90s. Trump didn’t seem to mind paying them and he didn’t want the exes complaining about stuff. I am sure these agreements are the only ones Trump fully honors to the best of his ability. Image is everything to the guy and he can’t have an ex spouting off about how shitty he is.
I can’t remember the specifics but I do remember him keeping most of the power as in choose your property and if it’s not one I own I’ll buy it provided it doesn’t cost more than x, I’ll pay taxes/rent and all upkeep. You keep your mouth shut and stay out of sight.
Probably not a bad deal, I’d love to hear Marla Maples take on it but she’d likely lose everything.

 

[eelw]

But being humiliated may be enough for her to turn on him

 

[KMFJD]

he's only around the best and the brightest..



and yes, this genius handcuffed herself to only one of the doors

 

[Indus]

he's only around the best and the brightest..

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and yes, this genius handcuffed herself to only one of the doors

Forward that to Netanyahu!

 

[KMFJD]

bibi's a bit busy with the genocide and all....

 

[Stokely]

Barf.

You know you are into a special brand of crazy when even that horrid MTG thinks you are too extreme.

The thing is, with Trump whether you are "good" or "bad" is all done to how much you like him. He constantly talks about that. He doesn't like Taylor but he likes Brittany Mahomes specifically because she likes him. He's a simple creature. He doesn't give one shit who you are or what you represent, as long as you butter up his wrinkled ass. So this wacko woman, all she has to do is pucker up and of course he's going to slobber all over her. It doesn't hurt that she's young and better looking than anything he'd ever get if he wasn't powerful.

 

[Brainonska511]

LOLOLOLOL ROFL!!!!

Yeah, they fuck. It’s the worst kept secret in Trump world—even right wingnuts aren’t denying it. Now it’s confirmed she’s spending nights with him in Bedminster and at Mar-a-Lago. Earlier this week, she was by his side on Trump Force One and at the 9/11 ceremony.

Now we know why the whole Haitian kitten thing is blowing up!!!

I have so many questions. Is she unbanned from CPAC? If Trump wins, does Loonie Loomer move into the White House? What job does she get in the Administration—CIA? Homeland Security?? Has she convinced Trump that the Georgia school shooting isn’t real yet?? Has she had a 3-way with Elon yet???

No wedding ring on his left hand?

Party of Traditional Family Values™ right there.

 

[HomerJS]

What a cesspool. His arms are wrapped around a vile, racist sociopath yet he is the one who claim morality and God. I repeat my belief many Americans are breathtakingly ignorant and/or racist and filled with hate.

Her curry tweet is vile. Trump bringing her to 911 ceremony is vile. He is a disgrace. No wonder greenman loves him.

Because he is a vile, racist sociopath. Now tell me again how the left are the real racists and antisemites.

 

[eelw]

Watching liberal talking head on YT. Wasn’t aware Loomer is a 911 conspiracy spreader. But yet she was with the orange monkey yesterday for the 911 memorial services.

 

[trenchfoot]

Trump does have good divorce agreements with his wives. I am sure Melania is thinking well I’ve put enough time in to get a Mansion in (wherever), maintenance and grounds kept by Trump and either a large cash payout or a good yearly stipend. She’s young enough to find another rich guy or just be free to go wherever she wants.

Sad to say she is dragging behind her the stigma of being married to a convicted racist felon, a sex abusing adulterer, tax cheat and having absconded top secret gov't documents, some of which she may have aided and abetted, among other sundry crimes against The People and The Constitution of which he has absolutely no respect nor regard for.

Due to all of that, I'm not sure if the social circles she wants to fit in with is going to welcome her with open arms......or not.

 

[BoomerD]

Very likely, I remember him talking about divorce agreements with Howard Stern probably in the late 90s. Trump didn’t seem to mind paying them and he didn’t want the exes complaining about stuff. I am sure these agreements are the only ones Trump fully honors to the best of his ability. Image is everything to the guy and he can’t have an ex spouting off about how shitty he is.
I can’t remember the specifics but I do remember him keeping most of the power as in choose your property and if it’s not one I own I’ll buy it provided it doesn’t cost more than x, I’ll pay taxes/rent and all upkeep. You keep your mouth shut and stay out of sight.
Probably not a bad deal, I’d love to hear Marla Maples take on it but she’d likely lose everything.

I wonder if her pre-nups and KGB handlers will prevent her from bailing on him.

 

[Perknose]

Due to all of that, I'm not sure if the social circles she wants to fit in with is going to welcome her with open arms......or not.

Sadly, there are always 5th rate social climber types who will attach themselves to anyone with any amount of "stature"/notoriety/social recognition at all. For Melania, this will not be the established, old line social circle of New York but rather a gaggle of the Desperately Despicable Housewives of New York, or some such.

 

[K1052]

Lmao incredible

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