Trump has died in Florida

[Moonbeam]

A hate wave of unpresidential proportions has swept into Mar-a-Lago Florida today April 1 from the Blue States raising temperature there to such heights the blood in the ex Dear Leader's brain apparently boiled and coagulated causing a massive hate stroke. Reports are that during an autopsy a tiny robot likeness of Muhammad Ali fell out of his ear pumping its fist and claiming to be the greatest and decrying the loss if it's puppet.

 

[Indus]

Why oh why April 1st?

Could it not happen yesterday or tomorrow?

 

[eelw]

Feeds him some more Big Macs and KFC

 

[Moonbeam]

Why oh why April 1st?

Could it not happen yesterday or tomorrow?

Could have just been the poor fool's day.

 

[conehead433]

Maybe the lard ass will drop dead trying to run to his plane to flee the US. Someone should sabotage his plane, at least flatten the tires in a way that they couldn't be filled back up with air.

 

[Moonbeam]

Maybe the lard ass will drop dead trying to run to his plane to flee the US. Someone should sabotage his plane, at least flatten the tires in a way that they couldn't be filled back up with air.

Just so you know, they are filled with nitrogen so you are about 78% correct.

 

[Puffnstuff]

If he did pass his enormous ego would inflate his carcass to a size not seen since the days that dinosaurs roamed the earth.