Trump sending out text message today @2:18pm whether you want it or not

[Puffnstuff]

I did NOT get an alert. My Samsung allows me to turn off emergency alerts.

You can google it up. I haven;t seen any alerts in like 5 years I think. Samsung devices do it in the text app itself. Androids have it under settings/notifications I think.

I just checked mine and the presidential alert is greyed out so I cannot change it.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I just checked mine and the presidential alert is greyed out so I cannot change it.

You have updated software

 

[allisolm]

I fully expect the next one to say something along the lines of

Hello losers. You are receiving this message because one of the world leaders I mocked took it to heart and pushed their big red button. Missiles are in the air and while I am tucked safely away, you will all probably die. Good luck but I prefer survivors.

 

[Puffnstuff]

I fully expect the next one to say something along the lines of

Hello losers. You are receiving this message because one of the world leaders I mocked took it to heart and pushed their big red button. Missiles are in the air and while I am tucked safely away, you will all probably die. Good luck but I prefer survivors.

His ego is big enough to act as a missile shield isn't it?

 

[paperfist]

Funny. I came with the same thing...

Too many stuffed shirts in here. Wouldn’t be surprised if they check under their beds at night for monster Trump before sleeping.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Too many stuffed shirts in here. Wouldn’t be surprised if they check under their beds at night for monster Trump before sleeping.

Hildabeast. Get it right.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I saw it as the 21st century's emergency broadcast system. People don't watch tv that much anymore, and if they do, it's probably a streaming service so the EBS couldn't break in if there was an emergency.
If that's all it's used for, seems like a pretty sound idea as the majority of the citizens have cell phones vs how many still watch broadcast television/radio.
trump is still a festering, unpopped zit of a human, but bitching about this is kinda silly.

 

[Victorian Gray]

Too many stuffed shirts in here. Wouldn’t be surprised if they check under their beds at night for monster Trump before sleeping.

Lock her up?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Lock her up?

It's funny to see Cons try to equalize the sheer nutter capacity they can achieve.

 

[Lanyap]

How do you opt out of this dumb shit? How is this even legal to just spam literally everyone in the country?

You will have a few minutes to hide if “the button” is pushed. I don’t have to worry since I live in Florida and Putin already has Florida programmed into the system as the first target cause I seen the pictures.

 

[paperfist]

Hildabeast. Get it right.

Lol

Lock her up?

You know as well as I do politicians don’t lock up politicians.

 

[spacejamz]

Holy crap guys, it was a joke.

FFS.

pretty sure interchage was not joking with his replies about trump using this system for political messages....if I am wrong, I apologize...

 

[HomerJS]

Too many stuffed shirts in here. Wouldn’t be surprised if they check under their beds at night for monster Trump before sleeping.

Haha. You act as if the same guy who gave away top secrets to the Russians and had to be told 3 times why we can't use our nukes isn't capable of sending our a MAGA just before the elections just to troll the nation.

 

[HomerJS]

pretty sure interchage was not joking with his replies about trump using this system for political messages....if I am wrong, I apologize...

I'm sure he isn't joking, neither am I. This guy has done so many ridiculous things, what's one more?

 

[compuwiz1]

My message said "McRib is back"


That's the kind of shit I want to know about!

 

[soundforbjt]

Just saw tonight Joe Rogan on Kimmel, he had dinner at the WH . He said Trump’s favorite Rocky movie was Rocky IV, the one in Russia, it figures.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Hildabeast. Get it right.

Nah I saw a ghost of Slick Willy chasing the neighbor lady at the mailbox.

 

[TheVrolok]

I give roughly zero fucks about this.

 

[interchange]

No. I was not joking. But happy that the message was benign. I didn't know of the checks requiring review of the message by FEMA, but it makes logical sense. I did not think a political message was very likely anyway, but possible enough given Trump's character and past actions to comment on.

 

[SlowSpyder]

It's funny to see Cons try to equalize the sheer nutter capacity they can achieve.

Aren't you one of the ones that think Trump will be impeached and go to jail?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

 

[ch33zw1z]

Aren't you one of the ones that think Trump will be impeached and go to jail?

No. Troll harder dipshit.

 

[olds]

You people that don't want these alerts are absolutely mentally deficient. You'll also be the ones screaming the loudest when shtf and you didn't get notified. There are dead people all over California that if they were alive, would probably wish they would have been notified of the event that killed them.

But honestly the notifications won't do most of you any good. You don't have a plan or a bug out bag nor do you know the difference between a corn seen and a cheeseburger seed.

But that's really OK. The country needs a reset anyway.



http://www.napa.courts.ca.gov/sites...8/Emergency Alerts Lacking During Fires-E.pdf

 

[ch33zw1z]

So you basically just skip the majority of the replies and assume...seems legit

 

[IronWing]

But honestly the notifications won't do most of you any good. You don't have a plan or a bug out bag nor do you know the difference between a corn seen and a cheeseburger seed.

Corn don't seen shit; they all ears. Dang city slickers.