Trying to Break a Computer :UPDATE:

[thecrecarc]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: thecrecarc

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: Gautama2
Dude, if its your want to play bf2 well its your responsbility not his. You pay for it not him. Your dad's job is to feed you, clothe you, give you a house to stay in, and keep you in school.

I mean, im 13 and im sick of my using my 2ghz p4 integrated graphics gateway notebook to game.
Ive been saving for 4 months, $600 so far. Birthday is in a couple of months, and im set.

:thumbsup:

I'm 14, and I'm sick of using my 2.8GHz Opty 144 and 7800GT. I've been saving up for 2 months, $300 so far. By the time vista rolls around I'll have about $1300, enough to ditch all this crashy windows crap and switch to mac.

Please tell me you're kidding.

No I am not kidding. I'm really looking forward to OS X Lepoard, by the time that comes out, I should have enough to buy quite a nice mac for myself. Thanks to Cider I'll also be able to play my games without having to switch back to windows.

Give me your rig then, be more than happy to take it off your hands.

dont give it to goku, hes mean. give it to me

But I saved 13 kids from a fire and adopted another from cambodia! What have you done?

i have.... um... um.... i have...

lemme see... i help this old lady once.. but stole her wallet
i caught a thief... but only convinced him to share the loot

damn... lemme think...

OH YA! there was this once time, when i was in kindergarden, i let this other kid have my snack time drink cause i wasnt thirsty.

*and made 50 cents outta it too :evil: *

 

[honkee]

when i was your age i was watchin 2 second pron clips on my older bros 486 or some ******.
****** bf2, go out and play sports or get at some young womens.

 

[sniperruff]

now if they move this to OT it'd be REAL INTERESTING

 

[Cuhulainn]

Originally posted by: Lord Evermore
How to destroy your computer.

Note the hilarious way he responds to people who ask for help destroying computers to commit fraud. See the last letter here. There've been several others who asked for help there too.

That article is great.

To quote:
If a flash BIOS is "flashed" with the wrong data - preferably a BIOS for a completely different motherboard, or, if the flashing software will accept it, even some randomly selected file; an MP3 of William Shatner's "Mr Tambourine Man" is ideal - the motherboard will, upon restarting, utterly fail to do anything useful until its BIOS chip is physically removed and re-burned with correct data.

Truly adept users can also hook a DIP chip extractor under the socket, not the chip, and bodily rip it from its soldered-in location. This can lift tracks from the board and render it practically irreparable, if done with sufficient gusto.

Good stuff!

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
It's your birthday in a couple of months... He won't let you buy a computer with your money...

You're getting a computer for your birthday.

You may be onto something.

Munchie: instead of acting like a typical emo 14 year old whinybitch, actually take your ADD meds for a month instead of selling them to your classmates as E. I bet if you can be patient for a bit you'll get what you're looking for and can use your saved money for a car or something.