two headed baby born

Darien

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I'd like to see a pic of the baby...

...just curious to see what a two headed baby looks like...
 

silverpig

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doctors found the boy had one heart, one liver and one set of lungs, but two heads, two spines, two brains and two oesophagi, Globo said.

He said it was not clear whether they could be surgically separated.

Is it just me or does this doctor sound like a friggin' retard?
 

aphex

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Originally posted by: silverpig
doctors found the boy had one heart, one liver and one set of lungs, but two heads, two spines, two brains and two oesophagi, Globo said.

He said it was not clear whether they could be surgically separated.

Is it just me or does this doctor sound like a friggin' retard?

Yea, id like to see one baby hopping around on its oesophagi.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: silverpig
doctors found the boy had one heart, one liver and one set of lungs, but two heads, two spines, two brains and two oesophagi, Globo said.

He said it was not clear whether they could be surgically separated.

Is it just me or does this doctor sound like a friggin' retard?

LMFAO....

 

Ender

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So, can they combine their brain power into a super pool of knowledge, giving them super human inteligence?!
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: Merkon
So, can they combine their brain power into a super pool of knowledge, giving them super human inteligence?!

Only if their brains are running NT 4.0, Win2k, or WinXP Pro
 

silverpig

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I wonder which head controls everything. It'd suck to be the "tag along for the ride" head. I mean, if your brother wanted to, he could beat the fsck out of you, and you couldn't do jack.
 

Heisenberg

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:Q Whoa. There's probably not much hope of separating them either. Only having one heart pretty much kills that idea.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: silverpig
I wonder which head controls everything. It'd suck to be the "tag along for the ride" head. I mean, if your brother wanted to, he could beat the fsck out of you, and you couldn't do jack.


What if they're both wired up? As in.. they can both control everything..

LOL.. Man, what a life that would be........
 

BigJohnKC

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Originally posted by: silverpig
I wonder which head controls everything. It'd suck to be the "tag along for the ride" head. I mean, if your brother wanted to, he could beat the fsck out of you, and you couldn't do jack.

hmm...talk about kicking your own ass...
 

Spoooon

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: silverpig
I wonder which head controls everything. It'd suck to be the "tag along for the ride" head. I mean, if your brother wanted to, he could beat the fsck out of you, and you couldn't do jack.


What if they're both wired up? As in.. they can both control everything..

LOL.. Man, what a life that would be........

Think about how bad that would be. I mean, I would get mad enough when I'd try playing cooperative games with my brother on the Nintendo. Just imagine if you had to cooperate to feed yourself.
 

Gaard

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Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey


The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.

Feel better?
 

topgun55

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I don't know. Link says it happened in Brazil. From what I've seen on Discovery channel and TLC and such, most really wierd deformities happen in third world or south american countries. Things like an extra foot growing out of your ankle, underdeveloped residual heads, etc. So it might be true. In any case, I say kill it now, before it escapes and starts attacking people. Ever see "It's Alive!"?
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: Gaard
Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey


The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.

Feel better?

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