U.S. vs. Canada

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: gUEv

Originally posted by: SilentZero

Well what if everyone left the U.S. and the only people left behind were blind midgets....how about then?

you have to understand, that even a blind midget has had to become tougher then the average canadian to live in america.

Touche!

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Conditions:

-No WMD's allowed
-U.S. could only use the National Guard
-Canada could not get "outside" help


Yes I know this is a stupid question, but im sick and drunk so I am allowed a few.

Add a poll Please

 

This thread is rhetorical.
No question.
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[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: gUEv

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
didnt the us law on machine gun purchasing went off for a while and went active again? between that time god knows how many have been shipped to the civilians.

OMG your name is waffles and syrup STFU KTHX

you guys bring these stereotypes on yourselves, you have hockey players on your money ffs...

so what if my acc is wafflesandsyrup. its just a screen name. and why are you so pissed at me?

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup

Originally posted by: gUEv

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
didnt the us law on machine gun purchasing went off for a while and went active again? between that time god knows how many have been shipped to the civilians.

OMG your name is waffles and syrup STFU KTHX

you guys bring these stereotypes on yourselves, you have hockey players on your money ffs...

so what if my acc is wafflesandsyrup. its just a screen name. and why are you so pissed at me?

Cocaine is a helluva drug!

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Ok...well what if the U.S. Military wasn't allowed to respond and the nations defense rested soley on the populace...would Canada have a better shot at victory?

Very negative. I could take out most of Canada's military with my assault weapon (calling it that always makes me laugh, it's a 10-round semi-auto rifle with a grenade launcher and bayonet, though, so it counts as an assault weapon somehow)

 

[MDE]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Ok...well what if the U.S. Military wasn't allowed to respond and the nations defense rested soley on the populace...would Canada have a better shot at victory?

Very negative. I could take out most of Canada's military with my assault weapon (calling it that always makes me laugh, it's a 10-round semi-auto rifle with a grenade launcher and bayonet, though, so it counts as an assault weapon somehow)

Well get rid of the bayonet and then it's just a child's toy.

 

[oogabooga]

A-MER-I-CA : F$CK YEA!

heh, and on that note, i voted USA. which at time of posting is how everyone posted.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
didnt the us law on machine gun purchasing went off for a while and went active again? between that time god knows how many have been shipped to the civilians.

Are you really this fvcking stupid, or is it a national disease. What a moron.

 

[sandorski]

Canada would beat the US to a pulp!

The 2 Canadian coasts would reach down and squeeze the Lower 48. The juice would flow into Mexico. All that would be left is the pulp and who wants that?

 

[Calin]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Conditions:

-No WMD's allowed
-U.S. could only use the National Guard
-Canada could not get "outside" help


Yes I know this is a stupid question, but im sick and drunk so I am allowed a few.

I would say the US Coast Guard is enough to fight against Canada and win.

 

[skace]

These blind midgets....they are highly trained, yes?

 

[loic2003]

Canada. They could just sit back and let the friendly fire do the work...


/ducks

 

[lobadobadingdong]

was gonna say repost for the eleventybeelionth time, but this one actually turned out funny.

 

[mrrman]

canada hands down...just kill the US with the politeness

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Ok...well what if the U.S. Military wasn't allowed to respond and the nations defense rested soley on the populace...would Canada have a better shot at victory?

Very negative. I could take out most of Canada's military with my assault weapon (calling it that always makes me laugh, it's a 10-round semi-auto rifle with a grenade launcher and bayonet, though, so it counts as an assault weapon somehow)

Thats true... it shouldn't be an assault weapon unless it has a nuclear missle launcher....

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Canada. They could just sit back and let the friendly fire do the work...


/ducks

True, true!

Canada's military really isn't as inept as you think it might be. A little outdated, but we're experts with that equipment.

Let me give you an example. In Canadian artillery, every person on the gun is trained on every job. If someone gets killed, their job can be taken over by someone else on the gun.

In US artillery, each person is trained in a specific role. Yes, even the loaders. If one gets killed, they have to get someone from the rear to replace him. Far less efficient.

Our air force? Continually whips USAF and USN air jocks at competitions...once again, our CF-18s are old, but we've learned to do well with them.

Navy? Our Frigates may be small, but they pack one hell of a wallop. I'm not saying that the USN couldn't wipe the whole thing out with a few well placed harpoons.

Canadian Infantry regularly trains with the US army down in Fort Worth, working in the MOUT site. Units from the Royal Hamilton Light Infantry (RHLI) and Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders liberally thumped members of the infantry units stationed at Fort Worth using MILES gear. In return, the canadian troops got to play with hummers and Abrams.

If the US wanted to invade, all they'd really have to do is capture, well, all of southern ontario. That's where the majority of the population is in Canada. Plus, you'd capture Niagra Falls, Hamilton, Toronto and several other major population centers. Taking and holding Quebec, however...they hate americans even more than they hate the rest of Canada!

 

[bigredguy]

Considering that Canada doesn't have any kind of first strike capability, they would have to wait for us to get to them.... My point is, CANADA SUCKS!!!

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: loic2003
Canada. They could just sit back and let the friendly fire do the work...


/ducks

True, true!

Canada's military really isn't as inept as you think it might be. A little outdated, but we're experts with that equipment.

Let me give you an example. In Canadian artillery, every person on the gun is trained on every job. If someone gets killed, their job can be taken over by someone else on the gun.

In US artillery, each person is trained in a specific role. Yes, even the loaders. If one gets killed, they have to get someone from the rear to replace him. Far less efficient.

Our air force? Continually whips USAF and USN air jocks at competitions...once again, our CF-18s are old, but we've learned to do well with them.

Navy? Our Frigates may be small, but they pack one hell of a wallop. I'm not saying that the USN couldn't wipe the whole thing out with a few well placed harpoons.

Canadian Infantry regularly trains with the US army down in Fort Worth, working in the MOUT site. Units from the Royal Hamilton Light Infantry (RHLI) and Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders liberally thumped members of the infantry units stationed at Fort Worth using MILES gear. In return, the canadian troops got to play with hummers and Abrams.

If the US wanted to invade, all they'd really have to do is capture, well, all of southern ontario. That's where the majority of the population is in Canada. Plus, you'd capture Niagra Falls, Hamilton, Toronto and several other major population centers. Taking and holding Quebec, however...they hate americans even more than they hate the rest of Canada!

Actually my experience has been just the opposite. The French Canadians always treat me (American) much more politely than they do my wife (Anglophone Montrealer).

 

[radioouman]

Canada rocks, and I'd be on Canada's side, even though I'm from the US.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: radioouman
Canada rocks, and I'd be on Canada's side, even though I'm from the US.

you like sharia law eh??

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: CheapArse

Originally posted by: klah
Does Canada get to use their Navy?

lol, would be more funny if the U.S. Coast Guard wasn't spackled along the side.

If you'd fired that gun it would propel the whole boat backwards.

 

[DainBramaged]

:music:America...Fvck yeah!:music:

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: bigredguy
Considering that Canada doesn't have any kind of first strike capability, they would have to wait for us to get to them.... My point is, CANADA SUCKS!!!

We'd just hide out in the forest and wait for you to come get us... We would prevail. It'll be Vietnam but with pine trees.

 

[Calin]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Ok...well what if the U.S. Military wasn't allowed to respond and the nations defense rested soley on the populace...would Canada have a better shot at victory?

Very negative. I could take out most of Canada's military with my assault weapon (calling it that always makes me laugh, it's a 10-round semi-auto rifle with a grenade launcher and bayonet, though, so it counts as an assault weapon somehow)

Not to mention you wouldn't have to reload