I'm pretty sure out of spite my brain forgot how to install and configure a dial up modem. If you asked me I'd just give you a confused look and drool a little.
steal wireless or tether off a smart phone
I went to Dunkin Donuts and got a large Coffee Coolatta.Dude, this is your chance to go outside and do something healthy.
People still have modems and landlines?
Windows 7 supports dialup. I know this through sad experiences.