So I'm going downtown last night, and for some reason the trolley I'm taking in goes out of service, one stop before the one I need. They tell everyone to get off....and then it speeds off towards the last stop, empty. I end up having to wait about 20 minutes for the next one. Then I walk to the bar where all my friends are and it's a 20 minute line and a cover which I wasn't expecting. All of which is bearable. Here's the part that blows.
One of the guys there says he's the designated driver for a bunch of the people there. This guy has been giving off strong douche-vibes lately (game recognizes game, right?), he has a blog where he talks about how girls want him because of how great he dances, and how other guys always ask him why he's so great at talking to girls (who knows if this is true). ANYWAY, he's supposed to be the DD tonight. About two hours in, I notice he's absolutely fucking hammered. Great. Then he disappears, and texts me and one other person in the group saying that he's left. Seriously. You're the designated driver and you get drunk and then ditch everyone? So he leaves me there with 4 blackout drunk girls. I'm sure some retarded he-man woman-hating asswipes on here will question why I didn't date-rape any of the 4 girls. If this applies to you, kindly eat my shit. All 4 girls have boyfriends, a couple of whom I'm friends with.
So this is towards the end of the night, I get the 4 girls in a cab and tell the cabby to get them back to one of the girl's apartments that's nearby, but since there's only 4 seats in the cab that leaves me. So I get to take a fucking 30 dollar cab ride back home by myself because this ball licking blogger decided that being the DD wasn't cool enough, so he can get hammered and bail on everyone. But of course, I'm sure I'll some how end up being the bad guy in this. Fuck I hate people some times.
One of the guys there says he's the designated driver for a bunch of the people there. This guy has been giving off strong douche-vibes lately (game recognizes game, right?), he has a blog where he talks about how girls want him because of how great he dances, and how other guys always ask him why he's so great at talking to girls (who knows if this is true). ANYWAY, he's supposed to be the DD tonight. About two hours in, I notice he's absolutely fucking hammered. Great. Then he disappears, and texts me and one other person in the group saying that he's left. Seriously. You're the designated driver and you get drunk and then ditch everyone? So he leaves me there with 4 blackout drunk girls. I'm sure some retarded he-man woman-hating asswipes on here will question why I didn't date-rape any of the 4 girls. If this applies to you, kindly eat my shit. All 4 girls have boyfriends, a couple of whom I'm friends with.
So this is towards the end of the night, I get the 4 girls in a cab and tell the cabby to get them back to one of the girl's apartments that's nearby, but since there's only 4 seats in the cab that leaves me. So I get to take a fucking 30 dollar cab ride back home by myself because this ball licking blogger decided that being the DD wasn't cool enough, so he can get hammered and bail on everyone. But of course, I'm sure I'll some how end up being the bad guy in this. Fuck I hate people some times.