Cookies are for children turn in your man card now...
See how that works?
what do you tell a wife with two black eyes? nothin.. done told her twice..
Men don't grocery shop.
relish? on a sandwich? both of you should get out of the kitchen.
Yes I do...it works poorly at best.
You're partly right. SOME cookies are for children and should not be eaten by adults, but peanut butter cookies are gifts from the gods and as such, are too good to be wasted by allowing them to be eaten by children.
This... If the OP wants White, then he's the Fail here.
ftfyShop online, have it delivered to your house. Problem solved. I'll even do it for you, just need your address, credit card number, social security number and pics of wife.
I do. My wife is terrible at shopping. And at cooking.
I'm with the OP...where do I get a refund?
When it comes to cooking and making food, the only female I allow to make my food is my mom. Everybody else should step aside and let me do the cooking, 'cause I know you're doing it wrong, and you're gonna fuck up and waste my food.
ftfy