Uh oh, having wifey problems...

[MtnMan]

When she leaves your sorry ass, you are going to have to make your own sandwiches unless you move back in with mommy.

 

[rasczak]

take tuna, slap on bread, add cheese and you have you stinkin' sammich. whether it tastes good or not is a whole 'nother story.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You put relish in your tuna? That should be grounds for divorce.

 

[BoomerD]

Cookies are for children turn in your man card now...

See how that works?

Yes I do...it works poorly at best.

You're partly right. SOME cookies are for children and should not be eaten by adults, but peanut butter cookies are gifts from the gods and as such, are too good to be wasted by allowing them to be eaten by children.

 

[Jeeebus]

what do you tell a wife with two black eyes? nothin.. done told her twice..

Vacation time? same joke resulted in quite a few of them (myself included).

 

[CPA]

Men don't grocery shop.

I do, otherwise our grocery bill would be twice as high and I'd have a bunch of junk in the house that I would never eat, and probably would NOT have any of the junk that I would eat.

 

[ultimatebob]

relish? on a sandwich? both of you should get out of the kitchen.

Good tuna salad requires relish. Everyone knows this.

 

[rasczak]

Yes I do...it works poorly at best.

You're partly right. SOME cookies are for children and should not be eaten by adults, but peanut butter cookies are gifts from the gods and as such, are too good to be wasted by allowing them to be eaten by children.

gifts from the gods. lmao.

 

[olds]

... If the OP wants White, then he's the Fail here.

This
I didn't think anyone older than 10 ate white bread.

 

[SP33Demon]

Shop online, have it delivered to your house. Problem solved. I'll even do it for you, just need your address, credit card number, and social security number.

 

[olds]

Shop online, have it delivered to your house. Problem solved. I'll even do it for you, just need your address, credit card number, social security number and pics of wife.

ftfy

 

[Exterous]

I do. My wife is terrible at shopping. And at cooking.

I'm with the OP...where do I get a refund?

Tell her what you want to eat for the week and then send a list with her!

When it comes to cooking and making food, the only female I allow to make my food is my mom. Everybody else should step aside and let me do the cooking, 'cause I know you're doing it wrong, and you're gonna fuck up and waste my food.

You're doing it wrong. It took years of training but my wife is now an excellent cook and I generally have dinner waiting for me when I get home

ftfy

If he was delivering it for the OP then I would hope he would get more than pics of said wife. I'm thinking kinky video at least

 

[Geocentricity]

Men don't grocery shop.

Men don't let others buy what they want.

 

[Krazy4Real]

wheat bread is much better than white bread.