Car Accident
In Kisarazu, Japan, a car driven by Kyoichi Kobara collided with a stationary truck and bounced into a ditch in the early hours of a Sunday morning. "Officers reached the car several hours after the crash and found Kobara and his passenger trapped inside but still semi-conscious," reported a police spokesman. "The officers broke into the car, and having rescued both people, laid them down by the side of the road, where they were both immediately run over, flattened and killed outright by another car. We are satisfied that all police procedures were correctly followed at all times."
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is to funny!!!
Sad, yet so funny!