(Un)Holy nightmare, Batman!

[dennilfloss]

One of the symptoms of myalgic encephalomyelitis (aka chronic fatigue syndrome) is particularly vivid nightmares. In my case they had become rarer over the recent years but there's been a recrudescence of the buggers lately. The one I had today was particularly unsettling.

In it, I was helping a priest and a couple of other people perform an exorcism on a little girl. After a particularly harrowing session, they had all fallen asleep while I was 'mounting guard' sorta. it was night time and all was quiet when I started to hear tapping on the window. This was like a second floor apartment or something because no one should have been there without a ladder. When I went to pull open the curtain and check, there was a little boy with snakelike scaly skin and snake eyes 'glued' to the wall and window like Spiderman. That's when I woke up. I was drooling a bit and my neck hurt (shouldn't have doubled my pillows I guess).

That mix of the Exorcist and Salem's Lot was freaky. Think I'll sleep with a light on tonight.

 

[eplebnista]

About the only bad dreams I have had in recent years is a recurring one of having wasps flying around and not being able to move away from them and being extremely concerned that they will start stinging.

 

[Tooncesthedrivingcat]

CFS is bullshit.

 

[Vehemence]

Insomnia + night terrors + sleep paralysis = bad When I finally do fall asleep, it's horrible followed by sleep paralysis. Then I wake up and pee!

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
One of the symptoms of myalgic encephalomyelitis (aka chronic fatigue syndrome) is particularly vivid nightmares. In my case they had become rarer over the recent years but there's been a recrudescence of the buggers lately. The one I had today was particularly unsettling.

In it, I was helping a priest and a couple of other people perform an exorcism on a little girl. After a particularly harrowing session, they had all fallen asleep while I was 'mounting guard' sorta. it was night time and all was quiet when I started to hear tapping on the window. This was like a second floor apartment or something because no one should have been there without a ladder. When I went to pull open the curtain and check, there was a little boy with snakelike scaly skin and snake eyes 'glued' to the wall and window like Spiderman. That's when my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

That mix of the Exorcist and Salem's Lot was freaky. Think I'll sleep with a light on tonight.

Fix'd it for you

 

[Mucho]

Isn't chronic fatigue syndrome a euphemism for being lazy?

 

[paulxcook]

I don't think I've had a nightmare since I was a little kid. If I have, I don't remember them.

 

[meltdown75]

guess you're still trippin on that chronic, eh flossy?

 

[jonks]

stop watching Michael Bay movie trailers before going to bed

 

[Atomic Playboy]

It only took 4 months for someone to reply to this topic... don't you feel loved dennilfloss?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
CFS is bullshit.

QFT