Anything that goes wrong in Afganistan is Clintons fault
Anything that goes wrong in Iraq is the Iraqi's fault
All quagmires or wars that do not result in unchallenged victory are the fault of the liberals
All valid investigations are the ACLU's or Partisian-Democrats' fault
All joblessness and high gas prices are nobody's fault
All questionable laws passed in the Republican-controlled government are the fault of the minority for not trying hard enough
All good news is Bush's doing
mmmm... yep, that about sums it up doesn't it?
Edit: typo