Unknown white powdery substance

[jehh]

Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours at Valley Ranch.

One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Dave Campo immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

 

[Jarwa]

LMAO!!

 

[Aves]

<< LMAO!! >>

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Those are some really stupid football players =)

 

[jehh]

<< Those are some really stupid football players =) >>



It is a Joke... The Dallas Cowboys SUCK this year, I don't think we've won a single game yet...

That is why at the end the FBI says they don't think they will encouter that spot again, that spot being the goal line...

Jason

 

[tm37]

I have seen this with-

The Longhorns
THe ravens
And the redskins

 

[Robert01]

bwahahah... *ahem* That's really scary stuff.

 

[dman]

I thought it was going to be a drugs joke. Goal line is funnier though.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

<< LMAO!! >>


The goal line, that's gold!

 

[jjones]

roflmao!

so true this year. the cowboys suck bigtime.


<< Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again. >>


lol

 

[TheBullGod]

<<

<< LMAO!! >>


The goal line, that's gold! >>

 

[damien6]

I thought that "Unknown white powdery substance" might be coke or some other type of drug but "goal line" ?

 

[Sepen]

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[Sephy]

BTW, the Cowboys have beaten the skins

 

[trulfe]

Not to worry it isnt Anthrax, it was probably Michael Irvin's old Crack.

 

[Pyxis]

ROFLMAO

 

[erikiksaz]

hah, the first time i've heard of the FBI with a little humor.

 

[TheBlondOne]

Rock on! HA!

 

[BlueApple]

hahahahaha

I think all NFL teams have won at least one game... but I know the skins have only won one.

 

[LadyJessica]

That could be why they're doing so poorly.

 

[Pyxis]

<< hahahahaha

I think all NFL teams have won at least one game... but I know the skins have only won one. >>



Nope, the lions still haven't won a game

 

[arigato]

Too bad Leon Lett wasn't still there. He could have taken care of any suspicious powdery substances.

 

[Pliablemoose]

The only thing that looks worse than Jerry Jone's new facelift is the cowboys 1-4 record. They're a joke now, wait till they loose a couple more seasons, they'll be forgotten till Jones sells the team or dies.:disgust: