Update: I have an idea for a Halloween costume for the wife and I

[CPA]

I'm an accountant, so I don't have much of an imagination.

I need good ideas for Halloween costumes for the wife and I. Presumably, they would play off of one another and be lightweight (I live in Houston).

UPDATE:

Okay, here is my idea, let me know if it's idiotic or most people wouldn't get it or if it's a decent idea.

My wife = Stripper
Me = Stripper Poll

See how I spelled poll, hehehe. Instead of configuring a cylinder around my body to represent a pole, I thought of putting on a big sign/placard with poll questions related to being a stripper. I would have a big box next to each answer that will be used for checking the answers. The poll has to be interactive.

For instance:

What is your stripper stage name?
- Candy
- Passion
- Star
- Misty
- Ms. Nasty
- Other (fill in)

What is your stripper stage act?
- Schoolgirl
- Teacher
- Cop
- Business Woman
- French Maid

How much for a lap dance?
- $100, I'm not cheap
- $50
- $20
- For you honey, it's on the house

Need a couple of other questions, though.

:thumbsup: or :thumbsdown:

 

[Turin39789]

goatse and teh giver?


Sorry the 3d image someone posted earlier has put it back in my head.

I think my fiancee has gotten it into her head that she will dress up in leiderhosen(sp?) and I will be a beer wench. Thats the last time I'm taking her to an octoberfest.

 

[Engraver]

Cosplay imo

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Engraver
Cosplay imo

Hell no.

 

[Steve]

Spartan Cheerleaders from SNL

 

[alien42]

make 2 hersheys bar costumes out of cardboard. she is just a regular bar and you can be a bar with nuts (my parents did this years ago)

 

[nakedfrog]

Gimp and dominatrix?

This post is in no way a ploy to get pics of your wife in a dominatrix outfit

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Gimp and dominatrix?

This post is in no way a ploy to get pics of your wife in a dominatrix outfit

Interestingly, she suggested Dominatrix last night. I would be her whipping boi.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Gimp and dominatrix?

This post is in no way a ploy to get pics of your wife in a dominatrix outfit

Interestingly, she suggested Dominatrix last night. I would be her whipping boi.

Inside me there is voice screaming "pics" on so many different levels.

 

[ElFenix]

obviously the answers are "slutty accountant" and "slutty day care owner"

 

[vi edit]

just because it's been a while since I've posted it

Home made for about $15

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
just because it's been a while since I've posted it

Home made for about $15

I remembered that one as well, last night, but she wasn't too keen to the idea. I love it, though. If I can convince her, I'll PM you for the material list.

 

[Felisity]

Years ago a co-worker and his wife dressed as a baker and the bakers oven.

They took a cardboard box large enough to cover her torso and for them to cut arm holes through and they cut a door into the thing. Then they painted it to look like an oven. She wore black tights and a long black shirt that had a illustration image of a "bun" on her belly. That way when the door was opened, there was a bun in the oven. He dressed as a chef, in an authentic chefs uniform with hat.

It was the neatest set of costumes I've ever seen. Best part of it was... they had just found out she was pregnant.... and that was their way of letting us all know.

 

[RichUK]

Ren & Stimpy?

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
just because it's been a while since I've posted it

Home made for about $15

:laugh:

 

[PepePeru]

you could be dr. gonzo & your wife could be lucy

 

[HammerCurl]

Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Engraver
Cosplay imo

Hell no.

isn't that basically what dressing up as something else is?

 

[SSSnail]

Plug and socket.

Banana and hand (/giggitygoo).

Pinky and Brain.

 

[bigrash]

My friend and his gf are going as Hiro Nakamura and beat up chearleader to this party.

 

[Svnla]

ER doctor and nurse
HS/College/Pro football player and cheerleader
Clark Kent and Lana Lang (my gf loves this)
Cleopatra and Antony or Caesar
Capt. Morgan and his captive
Scarface and his chick <say hello to my little chickadee>

If you are into movies like me, you two could be in any movies you like such as Casablanca, Matrix, 300, etc.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Svnla
ER doctor and nurse
HS/College/Pro football player and cheerleader
Clark Kent and Lana Lang (my gf loves this)
Cleopatra and Antony or Caesar
Capt. Morgan and his captive
Scarface and his chick <say hello to my little chickadee>

If you are into movies like me, you two could be in any movies you like such as Casablanca, Matrix, 300, etc.

Leonidas and the Queen ftw!

 

[ryan256]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Svnla
ER doctor and nurse
HS/College/Pro football player and cheerleader
Clark Kent and Lana Lang (my gf loves this)
Cleopatra and Antony or Caesar
Capt. Morgan and his captive
Scarface and his chick <say hello to my little chickadee>

If you are into movies like me, you two could be in any movies you like such as Casablanca, Matrix, 300, etc.

Leonidas and the Queen ftw!

Only if you have the physique for it! Leonidas did NOT have a beer gut, double chin, or anything else like that!

 

[Xavier434]

Originally posted by: ryan256

Only if you have the physique for it! Leonidas did NOT have a beer gut, double chin, or anything else like that!

Does being skinny with an Italian man's chest fit the bill close enough? I am not talking Napoleon Dynamite skinny but I am not built by any means. I like this idea.

 

[NatePo717]

Go as Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker