Update on Jesus' Facebook Status

[Perknose]

He wasn't just "in a relationship", he may have had a wife!

 

[T_Yamamoto]

He wasn't just "in a relationship", he may have had a wife!

>_<

 

[andylawcc]

so you mean, the plot in Da Vinci Code is true? /youngKeanu

 

[Bateluer]

So, according to the church, this papyrus doesn't count because it was written centuries after Jesus died?

And the rest of the Bible written, edited, and re-edited centuries after is valid why?

 

[ImpulsE69]

Since when is the Bible considered canon?

 

[Pray To Jesus]

davinci code is true story

whoa































































j/k dont believe everything u see bros

 

[88keys]

I'm still wondering when Jesus is gonna fix my roof...

 

[pelov]

Can't wait for the Jesus duckface shots where he's cupping his supple breasts.

+Like.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So, according to the church, this papyrus doesn't count because it was written centuries after Jesus died?

And the rest of the Bible written, edited, and re-edited centuries after is valid why?

It has nothing to do with timing. The Church is fighting this because it contradicts their entire belief system. Jesus could not have been into women or there's no basis for his priests to be into little boys.

 

[DaTT]

Religion is absolutely hilarious....

 

[Gibsons]

j/k dont believe everything u see bros

Just pick and choose, right?

 

[pelov]

Just pick and choose, right?

Don't be ridiculous! You let someone else do the choosing for you.

 

[Gibsons]

Don't be ridiculous! You let someone else do the choosing for you.

ah, I forgot. Old men in funny hats need jobs.

 

[BudAshes]

Don't be ridiculous! You let someone else do the choosing for you.

Serious, if everyone picked for themselves we'd all still believe in awesome religions like Greek mythology.

 

[Rastus]

He wasn't just "in a relationship", he may have had a wife!

"It's complicated"

 

[T_Yamamoto]

"It's complicated"

Lol.
"Civil Union"

 

[IronWing]

Pics?

 

[IronWing]

"She's a slut!"

"Mom!"

 

[OCGuy]

I will be waiting to see how many Xtian nutjobs riot and kill over this blasphemy.

 

[SparkyJJO]

 

[Miramonti]

Anything written 400 years later is considered fact...ok.

Lemme tell you what really happened in the 1600's...

 

[lupi]

hope he's dumped his facebook stock already.

 

[busydude]

Anything written 400 years later is considered fact...ok.

When was King James version written? Oh wait..

 

[BoomerD]

Jesus mows lawns up and down my street. I'm pretty sure he's married. He often has a very pregnant female and a shit-ton of kids in the truck...

 

[SparkyJJO]

When was King James version written? Oh wait..

Translation != written