Update! Went on a blind date last night...

[Urinal Mint]

A few glasses of Liquid Courage will help me relax, don't you think?

Nothing excessive though... if it appears to be going well, I'll have to slow down so I don't end up a slobbering boob at the end of the night. Slobbering on a boob, that's a different story.

 

[LordMaul]

<< A few glasses of Liquid Courage will help me relax, don't you think?

Nothing excessive though... if it appears to be going well, I'll have to slow down so I don't end up a slobbering boob at the end of the night. Slobbering on a boob, that's a different story. >>



Just what I was thinking...

Err

 

[Carbo]

What about her? What kind of mess has she gotten herself into? A beer guzzling quadriped
who fancies himself an air freshener in the men's room doesn't exactly sound like the date of dreams for the women of this world.

 

[Piano Man]

Well as long as you don't act like you do on here, you should be just fine.

 

[Mark]

Be sure to give us an update after the date!

 

[amdforlife]

bring rubbies in case the date goes VERY well...

 

[amdforlife]

and dont forget...fat chicks give better head

 

[epsilon]

fat chicks are willing to do anything in bed. still it's not always worth it.

 

[Urinal Mint]

More cushion for the pushin, so to speak. I'll make sure to post an update tomorrow!

 

[Urinal Mint]

OK, thread is updated now!

 

[geno]

Out of curiosity - is she &quot;heavy&quot; or just thick? Nothing wrong with heavy, but I loves me some thick women

 

[StormRider]

You're AnandTech's official stud!

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

<< My rule of thumb.

Have a friend call approximately 15 minutes into the date.... so that way if it's a date you need to get out of... you can fake an emergency, and race out to help your friend... and if it's going well... you can just relax and tell your friend he has the wrong number....

-Max >>



That has been used so much it would be obvious. and then the chick would probably slap you around.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Congrats

On a side note: Urinal: is it worth paying the $19.95 a month to sign up with match.com? (In your opinion anyway)

 

[Urinal Mint]

<< Out of curiosity - is she &quot;heavy&quot; or just thick? Nothing wrong with heavy, but I loves me some thick women >>


She is definitely thick (former softball/volleyball player in college), and a little on the heavy side on top... but that stuff can always come off. Thick women are definitely a good thing.

 

[Urinal Mint]

<<

<< My rule of thumb.

Have a friend call approximately 15 minutes into the date.... so that way if it's a date you need to get out of... you can fake an emergency, and race out to help your friend... and if it's going well... you can just relax and tell your friend he has the wrong number....

-Max >>



That has been used so much it would be obvious. and then the chick would probably slap you around. >>

No doubt... the last thing I'm going to do is answer my cellphone in the middle of a first date. I don't care how ugly she is or awful it's going, that's just wrong.

 

[jcuadrado]

cool cool...you watch out for the blind internet dates...

keep us updated!

 

[creedog]

I myself had great luck on a blind date last week, I was set up by my sisters tutor. The girl was a 23 year old teacher, and was really attractive. Very busty, hum! Spent our second date making out for hours, it was a great time. great kisser. A bit yound for me as im almost 27 and she just turned 23. First first date i've been on since I met my longerterm girfrind back in 1996, we split up 8 months ago.

Unfortunatly it did not work out, as she decided not to split with her boyfriend.

 

[Urinal Mint]

Man, I guess that's both cool and not cool at the same time. Been a while for me since I've been on the dating scene, having split with my ex about 9 months ago.

I don't know what kind of luck I will have with this girl, if any. I'm so eager for something to go right for me romantically that I'm afraid I'll spoil this. I dunno. Argh.

 

[InFlames]

I picked up a girl in a dance club last Saturday and made a lunch date with her for today. Boy! Dark clubs and alcohol really make you see things differently. Ack!