UPDATED: YAGT I desire the love of a woman.

Quasmo

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So I'm in a fairly professional relationship with this girl in my class. We seem to be able to communicate well, and I see her looking at me in class alot, but I'm not sure if shes just making sure I'm not oogling her, cause I totally am. We have really akward pauses when I call her like neither of us wants to hang up, so I yell in the phone and hang up cause I get really nervous. I don't know how she feels about puns, I told her that if I had a super power I would shoot bear paws out of my real hands like spider man, so that I could kill people with my "bear hands." She only kinda laughed. Do I have a chance?

I also told her I want to run for Senate after I change my last name to Poop. I will be known as Senator Poop. Vote Poop, I don't take sh!t from anybody. I will name my child Senator, and he will be Senator Poop, and we will rule all of the land.

I'm thinking about buying her a gift. What about this When you wear it you become irresistancable.

Well it's over, I found out that she has a Mac, and I don't know if I can deal with that emotionally. It was hard enough dating a girl that listened to an iPod, but this new girl has a G5. Should I call it off? I worried that she can't STFU.

Ok she just called me. We talked about our project, and then things got a little more personal, she asked for help burning a VOB file. I told her to prepare to be a motherboard, in 9 moths you'll print. I dont think she understood, so I went tinto an explanation of what a VOB file is, and then I got all nervous and hung up on her after making a bunch of analog signal noise like the call was getting dropped.

Update: So we're finally out of the "professional" relationship, our class ended today. First let me say, this morning we worked together on our project, editing it. She met and played with my pussy, while I only dreamed of playing with hers (her's is an outdoor cat, and is kind of afraid of people, so I can't really play with him). So after class, I goto my car, and I am in the midst of being towed, so I run up and start yelling hey don't tow me. So they charge me $75. Unfortunately, her car is right next to mine, and I run go get her before they can tow her too. She was really grateful but they still charged her. I was planning on asking her out then, but after you get your car almost towed and lose $75 for nothing, you're not in the right mindset. If I was I should have let them tow my car, and got a ride with her and split the cost, because they couldn't tow us both. But I digress.

I did make plans with her though. It's not a date but it does mean spending 4 hours with her. Her aunt live 5 minutes from my parents house, and this weekend she's going to see her. My friends are comming down this weekend for St. Patricks Day, so I'm gonna catch a ride back with them to my parents house. So I'll be there without a car. So I made plans with her to get a ride back to Savannah.

Question: So in this movie we made one of the people we interviewed says, "I wrote this girl a love letter it read, will you go out with me, check yes [ ] or check no [ ]. And that was my first love letter." She knows it's in there, and she think's it's funny. Would it be innapropriate if I gave her the same note in person, or just an all around bad idea?
No cliffs.

Rejected.
 
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If she asked what kind of super power you wanted... maybe.

If you just volunteered that info out of the blue... no.


 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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there's a find line between a serious YAGT and a shens YAGT. i believe you've crossed that line.
 

Viperoni

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
there's a find line between a serious YAGT and a shens YAGT. i believe you've crossed that line.

Was it the bear paws that did him in?
 

Quasmo

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Originally posted by: cheapgoose
Why don't you start with a few unprofessional dates and go from there.

Should I wait for our professional relationship to end before I slip her a mickey? I mean ask her out?
 

cheapgoose

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Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: cheapgoose
Why don't you start with a few unprofessional dates and go from there.

Should I wait for our professional relationship to end before I slip her a mickey? I mean ask her out?

Hey <insert name here> does this rag smell like chloroform?

WTH you mean by a professional relationship?
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: cheapgoose
Why don't you start with a few unprofessional dates and go from there.

Should I wait for our professional relationship to end before I slip her a mickey? I mean ask her out?

What do you mean yelled into the phone....


Cause I had this mental image of someone of....lower mental abilities yelling something, than slamming the phone down and running around in circles all giggly.

It could be the beer though.
 

buck

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Only you can tell if she digs you, if you think you have a chance in hell, go for it!
 

Greenman

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I don't even want to know what happened when you started cleaning your ear with your car key...
 

Quasmo

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Originally posted by: Greenman
I don't even want to know what happened when you started cleaning your ear with your car key...

Car Key? I get my cat to lick the wax out of my ear. She loves it.
 
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