UPDATED: YAGT I desire the love of a woman.

[Quasmo]

I also told her I want to run for Senate after I change my last name to Poop. I will be known as Senator Poop. Vote Poop, I don't take sh!t from anybody. I will name my child Senator, and he will be Senator Poop, and we will rule all of the land.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: RichardE
I still want to know what you mean by "yelled into the phone than hung up"

I just yelled real loud, cause I don't know how to talk on the phone good.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RichardE
I still want to know what you mean by "yelled into the phone than hung up"

I just yelled real loud, cause I don't know how to talk on the phone good.

You couldn't be like

"Well, I need to go do (insert non geeky yet normal activity here) so I'll catch up with you another time"

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RichardE
I still want to know what you mean by "yelled into the phone than hung up"

I just yelled real loud, cause I don't know how to talk on the phone good.

You couldn't be like

"Well, I need to go do (insert non geeky yet normal activity here) so I'll catch up with you another time"

I didn't want to lie to her.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RichardE
I still want to know what you mean by "yelled into the phone than hung up"

I just yelled real loud, cause I don't know how to talk on the phone good.

You couldn't be like

"Well, I need to go do (insert non geeky yet normal activity here) so I'll catch up with you another time"

I didn't want to lie to her.

You wouldn't be. Say it with the intent of doing it, yet get distracted by something soon after. That way you are not technically lying since you had the intent to do said activity

 

[headRush]

Don't make the same mistake I did, express interest before the next guy does.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: RichardE

You wouldn't be. Say it with the intent of doing it, yet get distracted by something soon after. That way you are not technically lying since you had the intent to do said activity

Like tell her I'm gonna go rub one out to mental images of her (I know girls love flattery), but then not really do it?

 

[Special K]

Take some advice from this guy

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: headRush
Don't make the same mistake I did, express interest before the next guy does.

QFT.

But this time, leave out the corny jokes. My dad has pulled them for most of his life and I'm trying to figure out how he got married to my mom.

Also, "what super power would you like?" is from my 3rd grade class. Verbatim.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RichardE

You wouldn't be. Say it with the intent of doing it, yet get distracted by something soon after. That way you are not technically lying since you had the intent to do said activity

Like tell her I'm gonna go rub one out to mental images of her (I know girls love flattery), but then not really do it?

Ugh...more like

"I need to go do some homework with a study group/need to go help a friend do some stuff/need to go help a friend with something/ ect ect. The activity should make a point to infer you have some sort of social life outside of games/masturbation and clinging to her like a life raft. I mean, your desperate, easy to see, but you can't come across as desperate. Thats why you always get hit on more when your taken, you don't have the "omg a female I want to jump into your pants' stare on your face.

You know, that creepy, stalker, don't let me follow you into a dark alley stare...

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: headRush
Don't make the same mistake I did, express interest before the next guy does.

QFT.

But this time, leave out the corny jokes. My dad has pulled them for most of his life and I'm trying to figure out how he got married to my mom.

Also, "what super power would you like?" is from my 3rd grade class. Verbatim.

Why should I listen to advice given from someone who is in the 3rd grade?

 

[handoverfist]

Bear paws? LOL

Bring your A game next time.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RichardE

You wouldn't be. Say it with the intent of doing it, yet get distracted by something soon after. That way you are not technically lying since you had the intent to do said activity

Like tell her I'm gonna go rub one out to mental images of her (I know girls love flattery), but then not really do it?

Ugh...more like

"I need to go do some homework with a study group/need to go help a friend do some stuff/need to go help a friend with something/ ect ect. The activity should make a point to infer you have some sort of social life outside of games/masturbation and clinging to her like a life raft. I mean, your desperate, easy to see, but you can't come across as desperate. Thats why you always get hit on more when your taken, you don't have the "omg a female I want to jump into your pants' stare on your face.

You know, that creepy, stalker, don't let me follow you into a dark alley stare...

I guess following her home again is out of the question?

 

[Quasmo]

I'm thinking about buying her a gift. What about this When you wear it you become irresistancable.

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I'm thinking about buying her a gift. What about this When you wear it you become irresistancable.

unless you are seeing her, buying her a gift will be very very creepy. Take it slow...jesus. Take her out to lunch or coffee. Walk around downtown, do SOMETHING.

 

[judasmachine]

Just ask her out man. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Sheesh, being told no is better than being picked apart on ATOT for being gutless.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: headRush
Don't make the same mistake I did, express interest before the next guy does.

QFT.

But this time, leave out the corny jokes. My dad has pulled them for most of his life and I'm trying to figure out how he got married to my mom.

Also, "what super power would you like?" is from my 3rd grade class. Verbatim.

Why should I listen to advice given from someone who is in the 3rd grade?

If I'm a 3rd grader and I'm saying QFT about expressing interest in women, and I can type, I have more balls and brains then you.

If I'm 19, then the above are true AND I still have more balls.

 

[slackerinabox]

wait, what do you mean by a "professional relationship?" just curious, not trying to judge. if you just means she's a classmate, ask her out! my sister met her husband in college and, dude, there's nothing abnormal about asking a classmate out. girls are asked out millions of times a day (ok, that was hyperbole)- if she rejects you, fear not, she'll easily return to being normal around you. so ask her out, see how it goes, and don't fear that things will be weird in class.. they won't - unless you buy her body lotion BEFORE asking her out

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: mundane

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
The bear hands thing ruined it.

I laughed at it ... so, yeah.

lol...good chance that got him thrown on the friends ladder

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

I disagree.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham

You're wrong too.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

hahahaa. i'm sorry dude.. when you said you were talking to her on the phone, all i get is that facial expression you have inside that tiny bus, except you're holding the phone.

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
hahahaa. i'm sorry dude.. when you said you were talking to her on the phone, all i get is that facial expression you have inside that tiny bus, except you're holding the phone.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Ask her "Will I fit?"

 

[dug777]

OMFG this thread made me rofl :laugh: