UPDATED: YAGT I desire the love of a woman.

[Quasmo]

I went to her place the other day, and it was really clean. Sometimes my place looks like a bomb exploded. She I fool her everytime she comes over by keeping my place clean, or should I let the place stay dirty?

 

[Roguestar]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
asking for relationship advice on OT is like those days when you would ask your older brother a dumb question and he'd just give you a wet willy and walk away.

Or tell you something completely wrong that you'll do to embarass yourself, then punch you in the arm to seal his wisdom.

I reckon he should make more bear jokes, he'll get really far with those. The first was so hilarious I nearly went out with him myself.

 

[Howard]

Quasmo, you feckin' deliver. A++, would read again.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
YAGT I desire the love of a woman.

Congrats OP, you're a heterosexual male.

Well, at least there's that, if not much else.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I went to her place the other day, and it was really clean. Sometimes my place looks like a bomb exploded. She I fool her everytime she comes over by keeping my place clean, or should I let the place stay dirty?

Work on getting a date then worry about whether your house is clean if by some miracle you acually get her there.

 

[FDF12389]

And think of something new, this shens is getting less funny.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: FDF12389

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I went to her place the other day, and it was really clean. Sometimes my place looks like a bomb exploded. She I fool her everytime she comes over by keeping my place clean, or should I let the place stay dirty?

Work on getting a date then worry about whether your house is clean if by some miracle you acually get her there.

She's been to my place for group meetings, on a serious note, she knows I have a home theater, now the question is, do I ask her to a movie, or do I invite her over for a movie? Being in public, would make her feel more safe, and not as intimate of a date. Good first date. Right?

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: FDF12389
And think of something new, this shens is getting less funny.

Guess I need to take my drugs.

 

[Steve]

Tell her how much you love lamp.

 

[Quasmo]

Well it's over, I found out that she has a Mac, and I don't know if I can deal with that emotionally. It was hard enough dating a girl that listened to an iPod, but this new girl has a G5. Should I call it off? I worried that she can't STFU.

 

[ViviTheMage]

brutal...

 

[Mr Incognito]

Make less smart jokes.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

we need a photochop of quasmo's various faces from that one thread where he posted a bunch of pics of him trying to fit in small kiddy rides, and chop in him yelling into a phone throwing bearpaws.

someone, please. do it.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: Mr Incognito
Make less smart jokes.

Should I make dumb ones?

 

[lokiju]

Are you serious?

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: MikeSci457DC
The road to chronic masterbation is paved with good intentions. And bear hands.

ROFL

this could be the funniest post ever. hahhahaha. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
we need a photochop of quasmo's various faces from that one thread where he posted a bunch of pics of him trying to fit in small kiddy rides, and chop in him yelling into a phone throwing bearpaws.

someone, please. do it.

OnPhone.jpg

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: userman
BAhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhaaa

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: MikeSci457DC
The road to chronic masterbation is paved with good intentions. And bear hands.

Is jergens the mortar?

 

[userman]

Its a lot funnier if you where in vent last night.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
we need a photochop of quasmo's various faces from that one thread where he posted a bunch of pics of him trying to fit in small kiddy rides, and chop in him yelling into a phone throwing bearpaws.

someone, please. do it.

OnPhone.jpg

:Q:Q:Q
:laugh:

damn i needed that. now i'm more awake than 10 minutes ago where i was nodding off.
i hope no one saw me...

<--- currently @ work. lol.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Well it's over, I found out that she has a Mac, and I don't know if I can deal with that emotionally. It was hard enough dating a girl that listened to an iPod, but this new girl has a G5. Should I call it off? I worried that she can't STFU.

Find out if her ideal date is to sit in a Starbucks wearing a black turtleneck and composing free verse poetry.

 

[MyThirdEye]

Bear hands?

Lametactular.

 

[ShockwaveVT]

shens

 

[Canai]

Just do it, and get some bear paws to kill people with.