UPDATED: YAGT I desire the love of a woman.

[OsoVerde]

Too rediculous, shens.

 

[Quasmo]

I'll prove you all wrong on Monday!!!

 

[Jinny]

Originally posted by: MikeSci457DC
The road to chronic masterbation is paved with good intentions. And bear hands.

AHAHAH

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I also told her I want to run for Senate after I change my last name to Poop. I will be known as Senator Poop. Vote Poop, I don't take sh!t from anybody. I will name my child Senator, and he will be Senator Poop, and we will rule all of the land.

That was too awsome. If you lived in nothern NJ I'd buy you a beer.

 

[Quasmo]

Ok she just called me. We talked about our project, and then things got a little more personal, she asked for help burning a VOB file. I told her to prepare to be a motherboard, in 9 moths you'll print. I dont think she understood, so I went tinto an explanation of what a VOB file is, and then I got all nervous and hung up on her after making a bunch of analog signal noise like the call was getting dropped.

 

[Matt2]

LOFL

 

[Skeeedunt]

Best thread ever.

 

[soydios]

total shens

but a very entertaining read

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: soydios
total shens

but a very entertaining read

more like 80% real; 20% embellishment

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Has she seen you squeeze into little kiddy car rides?

 

[soydios]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: soydios
total shens

but a very entertaining read

more like 80% real; 20% embellishment

let's settle on 50-50

=P

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
So I'm in a fairly professional relationship with this girl in my class. We seem to be able to communicate well, and I see her looking at me in class alot, but I'm not sure if shes just making sure I'm not oogling her, cause I totally am. We have really akward pauses when I call her like neither of us wants to hang up, so I yell in the phone and hang up cause I get really nervous. I don't know how she feels about puns, I told her that if I had a super power I would shoot bear paws out of my real hands like spider man, so that I could kill people with my "bear hands." She only kinda laughed. Do I have a chance?

You're a huge dork. You're lucky this chick is even remotely interested in you. In cases like this I recommend not being yourself...you'll only scare her off.

So, what's wrong with this girl? Besides the obvious of her interest in you? She have 6 fingers on each hand? A wandering eye? Or three? Webbed feet?

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: HomeAppraiser
Has she seen you squeeze into little kiddy car rides?

I've shown her pictures. The next thing I want to fit in, is her.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: soydios

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: soydios
total shens

but a very entertaining read

more like 80% real; 20% embellishment

let's settle on 50-50

=P

Unfortunately, it's more like 80-20

 

[Lifted]

While you're at it, ask her if you can touch her bear skin with your bear hands. I think you've really got something there.


:laugh:

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: Lifted
While you're at it, ask her if you can touch her bear skin with your bear hands. I think you've really got something there.


:laugh:

no

 

[Quasmo]

So I called her tonight to ask her out, but she didn't answer her phone. So I left her a message saying that I like her and waould like to take her out sometime. We're going on a roadtrip tommrow in my car, I hope it doesn't get really akward.

 

[thomsbrain]

freedomsbeat? is that you?

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
freedomsbeat? is that you?

How dare you.

 

[jman19]

Obvious shens, but somewhat funny at least.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: userman
BAhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhaaa

 

[userman]

Its not shens!
Get on vent sometime and find out for yourself.

EDIT and yes the truth is funny as hell!

 

[iskim86]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
So I'm in a fairly professional relationship with this girl in my class. We seem to be able to communicate well, and I see her looking at me in class alot, but I'm not sure if shes just making sure I'm not oogling her, cause I totally am. We have really akward pauses when I call her like neither of us wants to hang up, so I yell in the phone and hang up cause I get really nervous. I don't know how she feels about puns, I told her that if I had a super power I would shoot bear paws out of my real hands like spider man, so that I could kill people with my "bear hands." She only kinda laughed. Do I have a chance?

looks like you need the warmth of a hairy naked man.

 

[Rayden]

Hmm. A YAGT where the author is both telling the truth AND has a sense of humor? Impossible.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: HomeAppraiser
Has she seen you squeeze into little kiddy car rides?

Was that Quasmo that was in that little pink bus, looking rather psychotic?