UPS man peed in my yard...

[b2386]

Hi all,

Today I had a package delivered by the UPS driver and, since I have the day off, I was at home to accept the package when he arrived. After he gave me the delivery, I went to the window to watch him leave. Well, to my surprise, instead of walking directly back to his truck, the driver walked over to a tree in my side yard. He then proceeded to stand behind the tree (for cover) and peed directly in my yard. He was only about 12 feet from the house when he did it and this completely pisses me off. I realize I should have said something then but was so shocked that I really didn't know how to react. Does anyone know what I shoud/can do?

 

[rivan]

1-800-pick-ups.

 

[ElFenix]

thoroughly wash the area with a hose?

 

[KLin]

1. Find out where he lives.
2. go to his house
3. pee in his front yard
4. ...
5. PROFIT

 

[HardcoreRobot]

carry on with life.

man has been pissing on the ground for many many years.

 

[spidey07]

Don't worry about it. Nothing you can do now. If it were me I'd run over there and pee on that spot. This is MY house.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: KLin
1. Find out where he lives.
2. go to his house
3. pee in his front yard
4. ...
5. PROFIT

I'd like to retract my original answer and use this one instead.

 

[spidey07]

dp

 

[TallBill]

That would have been the perfect time to own an airhorn.

 

[Carbo]

Stop being so damn uptight and let it go. Surely you have bigger concerns in your life. . .no?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Don't worry about it. Nothing you can do now. If it were me I'd run over there and pee on that spot. This is MY house.

hurry up before your SO gets home!

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Don't worry about it. Nothing you can do now. If it were me I'd run over there and pee on that spot. This is MY house.

Yeah man, thats YOUR territory. Go take his bitches in retaliation or something.

 

[aesthetics]

Hahahah. Pwned.

 

[b2386]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
carry on with life.

man has been pissing on the ground for many many years.

I have a couple of problems with that:

1. Urine leaves yellow spots on the sod. That's why I taught my dogs to go in the leaves.
2. I don't want my dogs or myself walking through a grown man's waste.
3. If he did it today, there is no telling how many times he has done it when I am not at home.

 

[KeithTalent]

Find a package drop box and pee in it. That will show them!

KT

 

[So]

LOL!

Oh, fer chrissakes, he probably really had to go. I doubt that it has ever happened before or will ever happen again.

 

[b2386]

Originally posted by: So
LOL!

Oh, fer chrissakes, he probably really had to go. I doubt that it has ever happened before or will ever happen again.

There are not one but TWO gas stations within 1/2 mile of my house.

 

[bl4ckfl4g]

I can't believe that you actual care and are posting about this. He peed in your yard...big deal.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: TallBill
That would have been the perfect time to own an airhorn.

This... 10/10

 

[OdiN]

What would you have told him if he asked to use your restroom?

 

[BeauJangles]

1. Wash spot down with hose.
2. Be a douche and get the guy fired.

 

[PepePeru]

wow, close call....
its a good thing he wasn't closer than 12ft. to your house.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: b2386

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
carry on with life.

man has been pissing on the ground for many many years.

I have a couple of problems with that:

1. Urine leaves yellow spots on the sod. That's why I taught my dogs to go in the leaves.
2. I don't want my dogs or myself walking through a grown man's waste.
3. If he did it today, there is no telling how many times he has done it when I am not at home.

LOL! It doesn't leave spots or do any harm and is gone shortly. Don't sweat the small stuff. This really is a non-issue.

 

[Kelvrick]

If there was a thread every time I've peed in someone else's property....

Well, there'd be a lot.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: b2386

Originally posted by: So
LOL!

Oh, fer chrissakes, he probably really had to go. I doubt that it has ever happened before or will ever happen again.

There are not one but TWO gas stations within 1/2 mile of my house.

he may have not been able to make it there. He may also not realize there are gas stations within 1/2 mile.