Urination

[Dominato3r]

Poll
I stand most of the time. Though, during my night time visits to the washroom I sit to avoid misfire.

 

[Alone]

Stand while sober
Mix of all of the above when drunk

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I pee sitting down and poop standing up.

 

[OCGuy]

If you sit to pee for any other reason than you have a massive erection and are trying to piss before boning your SO to avoid later prostate discomfort....


You are a girl.

 

[KeithTalent]

Greatest nation in the world!

KT

 

[PsiStar]

at home I sit .. don't like to clean up piss
at a rest stop ... definitely stand

 

[AstroManLuca]

I stand because sitting is emasculating.

 

[alkemyst]

no option for "her butt"? son, i am disappoint.

 

[Kadarin]

The only time I ever sit down when peeing is when I'm pooping at the same time.

 

[ussfletcher]

Great ATOT thread.

 

[OCGuy]

Who the hell sits in the shower?

 

[PsiStar]

Great ATOT thread.

PPL are curious about really useless stuff. Maybe he finished counting all of the specks on the ceiling.

 

[zanejohnson]

what kinda homo sits to pee....

 

[zanejohnson]

dont use aiming as an excuse, your a man.

 

[destrekor]

what's an "a man"

 

[MovingTarget]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
If the seat is up and your aim is poor, then wipe the bowl and mop the floor.

Are you guys' aim really that bad? Unless you are completely inebriated/drowsy, are incontinent, or are female, then aim shouldn't be an issue.

 

[destrekor]

and I could be so drunk to the point I can barely stand, but I still stand, or hover to a degree, or more accurately I lean. Lean toward whatever wall is nearest, throw hand out there, and support myself - and then try and aim.

And of course, there's standing room only in a shower.

 

[fatpat268]

If you sit to pee for any other reason than you have a massive erection and are trying to piss before boning your SO to avoid later prostate discomfort....


You are a girl.

Why would you sit to pee with a boner?

 

[PsiStar]

what kinda homo sits to pee....

what kinda homo would want to know

 

[xanis]

Stand while sober
Mix of all of the above when drunk

This is the correct answer.

 

[MovingTarget]

and I could be so drunk to the point I can barely stand, but I still stand, or hover to a degree, or more accurately I lean. Lean toward whatever wall is nearest, throw hand out there, and support myself - and then try and aim.

And of course, there's standing room only in a shower.

QFT. This man knows the proper technique.

 

[deanx0r]

One thing I don't get about US and UK homes is that they are always furnished with carpet around the throne. Accidents happens.

 

[destrekor]

One thing I don't get about US and UK homes is that they are always furnished with carpet around the throne. Accidents happens.

We just throw that carpet in the washer. Easier than cleaning tile and grout.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

I don't know which is better... that someone created a thread to discuss this, or that people have such strong feelings on the subject.

 

[skull]

Why would you sit to pee with a boner?

He must have a small dick mine hits the bowl.