Urination

[MovingTarget]

Every house with more than 1 restroom should be equipped with a urinal. Water savings and proper height FTW!

 

[BudAshes]

What if you are already pooping and you start to pee.

 

[MovingTarget]

What if you are already pooping and you start to pee.

It is acceptable for you not to stand up, but it is still required that you aim!

 

[Goosemaster]

sober:45°

inebriated: I simply focus on not trying to fall off of the planet

 

[Bateluer]

Its like a ninja trick shot kinda thing,

 

[zanejohnson]

What if you are already pooping and you start to pee.

if your already pooping and you start to pee, that's acceptable... i guess..

 

[skyking]

Are you guys' aim really that bad? Unless you are completely inebriated/drowsy, are incontinent, or are female, then aim shouldn't be an issue.

It is not an aim problem, it is the splash problem. A solution of pee and water splashes up and a portion of that ends up on the floor or wherever. No matter for the majority of you still living in mommy's basement:awe:

 

[OutHouse]

repost. the last time this was brought up i was shocked by how many man sit to piss. i mean what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[pontifex]

repost. the last time this was brought up i was shocked by how many man sit to piss. i mean what the fuck is wrong with you?

it IS ATOT though...you can't really be THAT surprised....

 

[zerocool84]

and I could be so drunk to the point I can barely stand, but I still stand, or hover to a degree, or more accurately I lean. Lean toward whatever wall is nearest, throw hand out there, and support myself - and then try and aim.

This x2

 

[ShawnD1]

Poll
I stand most of the time. Though, during my night time visits to the washroom I sit to avoid misfire.

wtf? turn on the damn lights. What is wrong with you?

wtf is hover?

I only sit down if I'm dizzy. Usually that means drunk. One time it was also caused by super high fever. That sucked.

If you sit to pee for any other reason than you have a massive erection and are trying to piss before boning your SO to avoid later prostate discomfort....

This doesn't even make sense. If I sit down with a boner, it sits on top of the seat and piss would hit the wall. If I put it down between my legs before sitting then it would likely touch the water. Are you using some kind of magic toilet with a really low water level?

at home I sit .. don't like to clean up piss

You're supposed to be FACING THE TOILET when you piss. Don't just point in any random direction. wtf is wrong with you people?

 

[destrekor]

repost. the last time this was brought up i was shocked by how many man sit to piss. i mean what the fuck is wrong with you?

It doesn't even make sense to me.

Why would you sit to piss? I mean, hell, even when I've had such nasty fevers and standing itself proves to be extremely challenging and I feel disoriented, slightly nauseous, with that feeling of legs about to give out underneath you... and coupled with the idea that I've waited until I couldn't possibly wait a moment longer to finally stumble into the bathroom because I knew how much of a challenge walking to the bathroom and then standing in front of the toilet would most surely prove... you then add the floating feeling you get as you're draining yourself...

arm out to nearest wall, copping a massive lean, and the idea to sit never crosses my mind.
Men who sit to piss, even when fighting weakness, are pathetic.

 

[bobdole369]

I never, ever sit for a sole #1. I don't have a pussy.

 

[moshquerade]

sit down.

unless it's a questionable toilet then i hover.

 

[alkemyst]

Why would you sit to pee with a boner?

More importantly HOW?

I just push the tip down a bit and even though the junk is more or less pointing up, the pee stream heads down.

I have never sat to pee only though. I have no idea what goes through men's minds that do.

 

[MovingTarget]

wtf? turn on the damn lights. What is wrong with you?

http://www.gadgetfind.com/flushlight.html

I got one last year as part of a woot deal. Of course, any nightlight would do.

 

[alkemyst]

http://www.gadgetfind.com/flushlight.html

I got one last year as part of a woot deal. Of course, any nightlight would do.

After 39 years, I can piss pretty accurately without a fucking light. You are standing if front of a circle about 12"+ in diameter. It's not that hard.

 

[skyking]

After 39 years, I can piss pretty accurately without a fucking light. You are standing if front of a circle about 12"+ in diameter. It's not that hard.

That's what she said!

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