us army vs. sauron's army

[jhu]

i think i'd give props to the us army since they'd totatally annihilate sauron's ragtag army of orcs and ogres

 

[ROTC1983]

Woohoo, US army going to kick some butt

 

[dighn]

galactic empire's storm troopers will pwn them both

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Woohoo, US army going to kick some butt

Of course we would. However, Sauron did not posess the ring. If he had, kiss your butt goodbye.

 

[m2kewl]

oh brother.

my jedi knights > US army > sauron's army

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: m2kewl
oh brother.

my jedi knights > US army > sauron's army

We would just nuke the jedi knights

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: m2kewl
oh brother.

my jedi knights > US army > sauron's army

We would just nuke the jedi knights

Umm....

What do you think proton torps are?

 

[gentobu]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: m2kewl
oh brother.

my jedi knights > US army > sauron's army

We would just nuke the jedi knights

The jedi could bomb us from space.

jedi > us army

 

[dighn]

orbital bombardment! your silos are vaporized ahhahaaaahhaha

 

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: m2kewl
oh brother.

my jedi knights > US army > sauron's army

We would just nuke the jedi knights

my special jedi forces would take a death star and blow the sheitnizt out of the earth. your solar system will have EIGHT planets

 

[ROTC1983]

Yeah, well I would team up with Sauron, give him the ring, take out the jedi, cut the ring of his finger, and then conquer the world

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: jhu
i think i'd give props to the us army since they'd totatally annihilate sauron's ragtag army of orcs and ogres

It depends if their weapons were evenly matched. If you gave the U.S. army melee weapons, or you gave Sauron's army guns - I don't know which would win. I believe Sauron's army would win with melee, U.S. would win with guns.

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: jhu
i think i'd give props to the us army since they'd totatally annihilate sauron's ragtag army of orcs and ogres

It depends if their weapons were evenly matched. If you gave the U.S. army melee weapons, or you gave Sauron's army guns - I don't know which would win. I believe Sauron's army would win with melee, U.S. would win with guns.

Those orcs and gobbies breed quick though...

 

[Adrian Tung]

Err guys... according to my friend... in the past (before the Republic), a dark jedi and his apprentice could annihilate an entire star system... :Q


atwl

 

[jhu]

i thought he was just an eyeball

 

[thraashman]

Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.

And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Yea! Go Sith Lord Malak and Revan with their funny star forge.

 

[pennylane]

This is the ultimate nerd thread. And it's hilarious! Imagine the pains UN weapon inspectors would have looking for that one little WMD in middle earth....

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: thraashman
Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.

And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).

 

[Palek]

*cough* DORKS *cough*

 

[Sid59]

ultimate fighting geek thread

 

[gentobu]

Originally posted by: thraashman

Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.

And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).

 

[ddjkdg]

Originally posted by: thraashman
Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.

And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).

Good job sneaking that one in. We all enjoy hearing your political commentaries.

/sarcasm

 

[dighn]

aarggh you've now corrupted this nerdy discussion into a political flamewar

 

[Schadenfroh]

ok, where would the domokuns fall in this battle?