Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: thraashman
Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.
And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).
you really have no idea what we're doing there, do you?
Originally posted by: brxndxn
Federation of Planets > Jedi army > US Army > The Glorious Red Army of Russia > Sauron's Army > Napolean's Army > King Arthor and the Round Table > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > Anandtech Off-topic discussion board nerd think-tank army > Chief Wigam > France > ant hill
Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Yeah, if Aragorn had a squadron of B-52s......
Originally posted by: jhu
i think i'd give props to the us army since they'd totatally annihilate sauron's ragtag army of orcs and ogres
Originally posted by: thraashman
Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.
And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).
Originally posted by: OulOat
Originally posted by: brxndxn
Federation of Planets > Jedi army > US Army > The Glorious Red Army of Russia > Sauron's Army > Napolean's Army > King Arthor and the Round Table > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > Anandtech Off-topic discussion board nerd think-tank army > Chief Wigam > France > ant hill
Where does Allah and Buddha fit?
You go, Calvin!Originally posted by: Vonkhan
Tyranasauoruses in F-14s pwnz0roxs all your armies
This is just wrong, I can't believe the US is doing that! Why aren't they using nukes instead? You know, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.Originally posted by: thraashman
Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.
And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: brxndxn
Federation of Planets > Jedi army > US Army > The Glorious Red Army of Russia > Sauron's Army > Napolean's Army > King Arthor and the Round Table > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > Anandtech Off-topic discussion board nerd think-tank army > Chief Wigam > France > ant hill
are u sure france will be able to defeat an ant hill?
Originally posted by: JackBurton
Originally posted by: thraashman
You know, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.
That's why I don't eat omlets
Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Woohoo, US army going to kick some butt
Of course we would. However, Sauron did not posess the ring. If he had, kiss your butt goodbye.
He didnt seem to kick to much ass when he had the ring, ooo, he can toss a couple of elfs and men threw the air, woop di doo. And he created the fvcking thing so why doesnt he just make another?
-Xionide
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Woohoo, US army going to kick some butt
Of course we would. However, Sauron did not posess the ring. If he had, kiss your butt goodbye.
He didnt seem to kick to much ass when he had the ring, ooo, he can toss a couple of elfs and men threw the air, woop di doo. And he created the fvcking thing so why doesnt he just make another?
-Xionide
The men in those days were superior to us. Also remember there are other powers aiding the cause of good, which may have guided the blade of Isildur. Alone, men were lost.
Sauron could not make another ring. He imparted a significant part of himself into it. It would be like you cutting off both legs, and someone saying that you should grow two more.
Oh, an as far as the Sith and their planet destroying ways? I wonder if they would do so well against a lesser Ainur (the Maiar, such as Gandalf and Sauron really are). Of course if they didn't fare well, then I expect the Valar to intercede, and that would be that.
Originally posted by: Palek
A cleric with his gun-kata would kick some serious butt.
Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
With unlimited ammunition, I would take 400 US soldiers and a few M1s over Sauron's army. I don't think the orcs have any tactics to deal with RPGs and 50 cal machine guns.