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http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2104251,00.html?hpt=hp_t3
Nice.
Didn't realize the Russian record for Mars probes was 0 successful out of 19 though.
In announcing this news on Tuesday, however, Popovkin couldn't resist deflecting the blame for the mission's failure, suggesting with an exquisite lack of subtlety that the mission may have been sabotaged by another country (America, we're looking at you), using an antisatellite weapon. "We don't want to accuse anybody," Popovkin said, accusing somebody, "but there are very powerful devices that can influence spacecraft now." In case you were wondering, that's Russian for "I'm just sayin'."
OK, so what exactly is Popovkin's claim? It's true that when Russian spacecraft fail very early in their missions just as they're getting their footing in orbit the problem often occurs when the craft is flying over the Western hemisphere, where any imagined skeet-shooting from the U.S. would take place. "The frequent failure of our space launches," he told the newspaper Izvestia, "which occur at a time when they are flying over the part of the Earth not visible from Russia, where we do not see the spacecraft and do not receive telemetric information, are not clear to us."
Nice.
Didn't realize the Russian record for Mars probes was 0 successful out of 19 though.