Using peepee to fertilize yard?

[SaltyNuts]

Sometimes when I'm grilling or just hanging around out back, and I have to pee, I just drop my drawers and go next to the side of the house where the patio concrete meets the yard.

I've noticed that the area where I go is a very lush green, whereas the rest of the yard looks not nearly as good and is growing much slower.

So I plan to make my way around the back yard slowly over time to fertilize it on the cheap.

Is there any particular vitimens or minerals I should take that will help it grow especially well, or make it greener? Obviously taking these would raise the cost a bit, but if they make me healthy that might be a price well worth paying.

Thanks!

It's really sad when you repost your own troll threads.
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[dave_the_nerd]

It's probably just getting more "water" than the rest of the lawn.

 

[Fardringle]

If your lawn is not getting enough water, as dave mentioned, water it more. If the lawn has a nitrogen deficiency (another possibility), use some nitrogen rich lawn fertilizer on it. It's both easier, more effective, and less unsanitary and disturbing to the neighbors.

 

[mxnerd]

If you have too much money to spend

$60 a pack.

Nitrogen + Oxygen. I believe it's good for you and the plant.

You take a pill everyday and probably no need to use Nitrogen fertilizer.

 

[Muse]

Have you never noticed that where dogs do their business, plants grow more lush?

Piss will generate some smell, so dilution will combat that. In addition to piss, you can add wood ashes for a more complete fertilizer effect.

 

[Brainonska511]

Repost

 

[SaltyNuts]

Wow, thanks Brainonska511, had totally forgotten I posted it. Will check out that thread.

mxnerd, that is rediculous, $60 for $30 tablets? Nuts!

 

[tynopik]

there's no way you can cover the yard by yourself

thus you'll need to recruit more people

 

[mxnerd]

mxnerd, that is rediculous, $60 for $30 tablets? Nuts!

https://www.humann.com/products/neo40-daily/

If you buy 4, you get 2 free then it's only $30 and you get free shipping, what a deal!

 

[Brainonska511]

By any chance, do you know the UPS man?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Lets see what I can come up with to contribute to this thread.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Got it, NEF.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Have you never noticed that where dogs do their business, plants grow more lush?

I've experienced the opposite. Dead spots all over the yard.

Maybe my dog was a mutant.

 

[Exterous]

If you want to better distribute human waste on your yard just use this:
http://www.milorganite.com/using-milorganite/what-is-milorganite

That reminds me - time to double check my slickdeals alert settings for it.

 

[Mayne]

I wonder if this will work for my pot plants.

 

[notposting]

SaltyNuts, dropping drawers while grilling. Sounds tangy.

Just get a septic system. Drainfield in yard = all natural fertilizing and watering.

 

[notposting]

If you want to better distribute human waste on your yard just use this:
http://www.milorganite.com/using-milorganite/what-is-milorganite

That reminds me - time to double check my slickdeals alert settings for it.

That was strangely interesting and now I need to look for some dried Milwaukee poop.

 

[MrSquished]

I've experienced the opposite. Dead spots all over the yard.

Maybe my dog was a mutant.

Where my parents' dog peed the grass died. You are not alone.

 

[Exterous]

That was strangely interesting and now I need to look for some dried Milwaukee poop.

The stuff works really well and you can apply it whenever you want\need since it won't burn your grass or plants. There is a slight odor to it (no it doesn't smell like shit) but it fades in a day or two. A lot of the golf courses and universities around here use it. The big box stores sell it but True Value puts in on sale for ~$7 a bag in the spring which is half what my local Lowes or HD sells it for