USMC Sniper Kills Terrorists

[Troll4Hire]

A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out, in arabic, some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go." "Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a scumbag!'

I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"

 

[Canai]

0/10

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Canai
0/10

old...and it wasn't that funny the first dozen times I heard it either.

 

[faenix]

-1/10

 

[GenHoth]

I chuckled

 

[Tiamat]

meh

 

[DainBramaged]

lol

 

[KillerCharlie]

Originally posted by: faenix
-1/10

In honor of my final exam tomorrow, I also rate this e^(i*pi)/10

 

[tranceport]

Not bad.. Not good..but not bad...

 

[George P Burdell]

Go troll in P&N.

 

[ranmaniac]

lol

Even Hillary can make rivals agree.

 

[coldmeat]

boo

 

[axelfox]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
boo--urns

Fixed.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Go troll in P&N.

:thumbsup:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: KillerCharlie

Originally posted by: faenix
-1/10

In honor of my final exam tomorrow, I also rate this e^(i*pi)/10

 

[Colt45]

fail

 

[LtPage1]

weaksauce.

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: GenHoth
I chuckled

 

[Jules]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ

Originally posted by: GenHoth
I chuckled

 

[enwar3]

10/10!!

Aw man that was hilarious!

 

[SSSnail]

I bet most of you didn't see passed the first joke, there are several jokes in here.

 

[grrl]

That one was almost as funny The 1/2 Hour News Hour.