UWPD seeks man who ejaculated on student in Humanities building

[SphinxnihpS]

WISCONSIN FUCKING OWNS!

 

[glenn beck]

you know someone had to be filming that

 

[kt]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Topic Summary: My school rocks

...with the cock out, apparently.

 

[5to1baby1in5]

How much forward velocity would've been required?

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
from the third story? That kid's got aim!

So this was from across the quad right?

 

[MaxDepth]

Oh, the Humanities!

 

[ViviTheMage]

how does that make your school rock, YIKES.

 

[imported_apocalypse]

Thats hilarious!

 

[CrazyLazy]

So I guess I should stop whacking out my window now...

 

[CptCrunch]

so, since she couldn't tell what it was, I assume she doesn't get out much?

 

[Perknose]

My guys are better swimmers than fliers.

 

[Tim]

Skeet skeet, RUN!

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
from the third story? That kid's got aim!

Shoulda attempted it from orbit.

 

[alkemyst]

as sad as this is it was probably unintentional. Sometimes it's a freaking moon launch.

I was getting stroked by a chick on day as a teenager in her mom's car. I blew and we thought we got it all...we went back to her house and I left. Her mom was cleaning the back glass and there was a puddle in the one corner.

I am so glad I had left.

the quote was "I REALLY HOPE THIS ISN'T WHAT I THINK IT IS".

I can't remember what she told her it was, but the mom bought it or at least played like she did.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

It's not even Halloween yet, the craziness is starting early.

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer
Hold on... so that's not acceptable?

You know, this is the first I've ever heard about this being wrong. If someone would have mentioned it during the emissions orientation, I would have kept it in mind and known better.

fixed

 

[0roo0roo]

reminds me of japanese videos where dudes squirt on unsuspecting girls in public.

cept they are crazed enough to walk right up to them

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
from the third story? That kid's got aim!

and good timing.

 

[ISAslot]

ah, that's where it went.

 

[halik]

Incuming!!

 

[her209]

To: All Students
From: Anonymous Prankster
Subject: Party

Teh Humanities building & everyone's coming.

 

[Eli]

I'm not sure if I should be laughing at this, but I am...

:laugh:

 

[Chaotic42]

+5 points if he said "Shazaaam!" when he did it.

 

[Riceninja]

from the balconnnnnnyyyyy.....to the FLOOR
aww skeet skeeet

 

[KlokWyze]

lol. I wander what the fliers warning everyone say?

"WATCH FOR FALLING SEMEN"

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: buck
That is fucked up....

Technically, it's fucked down...