UWPD seeks man who ejaculated on student in Humanities building

[Jeff7]

"It seemed so unlikely for this to happen that police were calling the entire thing a big load, and were going to call off the search when the victim agreed that that's exactly what it was."

 

[heymrdj]

This is full of win .

 

[Wheezer]

I hope this chicks father or boyfriend finds this jackass and slices him the back taint all the way through his nut sack and pours salt on it....what a sick pos.

 

[IronWing]

Humanities building, WTF? This is what the Library is for.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
I hope this chicks father or boyfriend finds this jackass and slices him the back taint all the way through his nut sack and pours salt on it....what a sick pos.

Show me on the doll where the bad falling semen touched you.

 

[Lurknomore]

I believe her story has substance.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Wheezer
I hope this chicks father or boyfriend finds this jackass and slices him the back taint all the way through his nut sack and pours salt on it....what a sick pos.

Show me on the doll where the bad falling semen touched you.

hahahahahahahahaha

dNor strikes again

 

[MegaVovaN]

dna analysis?

 

[Skeeedunt]

Surely I'm not the only one who enjoyed ?Badger Watch Crime Alert???

 

[zerocool84]

I nominate this for thread of the week

 

[Farang]

The cops seem to be trying really hard. They shouldn't be so stiff, they should take a load off and hope the perp comes through the door of the precinct and makes a splash by admitting what he has done.

 

[rahul]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Lucky for her it wasn't Peter North.

Some people call it cottage cheese.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: heymrdj
This is full of win .

And protein.

 

[Shawn]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

 

[nerp]

She really didn't see that coming.

 

[daveymark]

give her a few days, she'll come around.

 

[PottedMeat]

I know who it was:

http://img376.imageshack.us/my...e=1224164665367tg9.gif

George Lucas is one sick bastard.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
I nominate this for thread of the week

Second'd :laugh:

 

[oddyager]

LOL. Well he was being considerate and not groan out loud in ecstasy.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
from the third story? That kid's got aim!

I could only assume that it was the third story of a book depository. Only way he'd get a shot off like that.

 

[dawp]

Was it human or was he spanking his monkey?

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: dawp
Was it human or was he spanking his monkey?

It's funny you should mention that... someone's pet monkey escaped here this summer, and was biting people who tried to pet it. All the "don't pet the monkey" announcements were great.

 

[vital]

This actually also happened at the SDSU library a decade ago.

 

[Orsorum]

For a second there I thought this was at the University of Washington in Seattle (also have a campus police dept called UWPD) and was going to shake my head in disbelief.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
For a second there I thought this was at the University of Washington in Seattle (also have a campus police dept called UWPD) and was going to shake my head in disbelief.

So what, just because it's Wisconsin it's not head shake worthy? What are you trying to say?