UWPD seeks man who ejaculated on student in Humanities building

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
from the third story? That kid's got aim!

I could only assume that it was the third story of a book depository. Only way he'd get a shot off like that.

So where'd it land? Back and to the left... back and to the left...

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Orsorum
For a second there I thought this was at the University of Washington in Seattle (also have a campus police dept called UWPD) and was going to shake my head in disbelief.

So what, just because it's Wisconsin it's not head shake worthy? What are you trying to say?

seriously.

 

[lupi]

I always did think UW had a higher than average number of oddities when I went on campus.

 

[BrokenVisage]

"..suspect could be heard muttering 'giggity, giggity' before fleeing the scene.."

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Amused
Brings a new meaning to the phrase "OH! The Humanities!"

You win this thread.

 

[KillerAngel]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Wheezer
I hope this chicks father or boyfriend finds this jackass and slices him the back taint all the way through his nut sack and pours salt on it....what a sick pos.

Show me on the doll where the bad falling semen touched you.

hahahahahahahahaha

dNor strokes again

Indeed.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: apac

Originally posted by: Aflac
How much forward velocity would've been required?

african or european?

RACIST WE'RE ALL CITIZENS OF THE WORLD!!!

 

[FDF12389]

Man i was just partying there last night, for Wisconsin Madison is pretty off the chain.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: FDF12389
Man i was just partying there last night, for Wisconsin Madison is pretty off the chain.

For us geezers, kindly explain the lingo nuevo, kthx.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: rahul

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Lucky for her it wasn't Peter North.

Some people call it cottage cheese.

If yours has curds, you might want to see a doctor.

 

[slpaulson]

Originally posted by: FDF12389
Man i was just partying there last night, for Wisconsin Madison is pretty off the chain.

Halloween weekend is a good weekend to be in Madison.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: slpaulson

Originally posted by: FDF12389
Man i was just partying there last night, for Wisconsin Madison is pretty off the chain.

Halloween weekend is a good weekend to be in Madison.

Good translation :beer:

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Wheezer
I hope this chicks father or boyfriend finds this jackass and slices him the back taint all the way through his nut sack and pours salt on it....what a sick pos.

Show me on the doll where the bad falling semen touched you.

LMFAO.

Wrong on so many levels.

 

[imported_Devine]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
"..suspect could be heard muttering 'giggity, giggity' before fleeing the scene.."

lol :thumbsup:

 

[dr150]

I've had birds shit on me..........which is worse.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: dr150
I've had birds shit on me..........which is worse.

*intrigued*


Can you please stand below my apartment balcony for a little while?

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: dr150
I've had birds shit on me..........which is worse.

*intrigued*


Can you please stand below my apartment balcony for a little while?

Sure. First, let me get my sniper rifle. Lets meet in 10.....

 

[blinblue]

We had a similar thing happen at the school I go to (and this is a fairly small private school, granted it is in Chicago). Last year there were reports of some creepy guy hanging around random stacks in the library jacking off. Never heard what happened, I guess he was never caught.

 

[jtvang125]

Atleast the perv has a nice ice breaker line now if he were to ever confront her.

"Have we met?"
"I swear I came across you before?"

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Atleast the perv has a nice ice breaker line now if he were to ever confront her.

"Have we met?"
"I swear I came across you before?"

*rim shot*



you perv.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: blinblue
We had a similar thing happen at the school I go to (and this is a fairly small private school, granted it is in Chicago). Last year there were reports of some creepy guy hanging around random stacks in the library jacking off. Never heard what happened, I guess he was never caught.

Nope. I was never caught! :thumbsup:

 

[jonks]

Caught him! http://the.earth.li/~alex/halley/img/frozen_hair.JPG

And semen falling from the sky isn't scary, it's sacred, it's the coming of the lord.

 

[thegimp03]

Originally posted by: Devine

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
"..suspect could be heard muttering 'giggity, giggity' before fleeing the scene.."

lol :thumbsup:

ROFL.

Wisconsin...I'm surprised that load didn't freeze mid-flight.

 

[RaistlinZ]

"You know, I've got to plead ignorance on this one. If someone had told me when I first got here that that sort of thing was frowned upon..."

/Costanza :laugh:

 

[Beller0ph1]

Gooo BADGERS!