Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

[SirStev0]

R to the extreme... older than craigslist? yep, older then the internet? the world may never know.

 

[alimoalem]

lol awesome story

 

[Shawn]

saw this a long time ago

 

[RallyMaster]

BURRRRRRPPP. Asshole move mmkoi.

 

[mrrman]

that is great

 

[Roguestar]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
times like these make me love the internet

Man-logic ftw.

 

[13Gigatons]

A friend had a GF that surprised him one night that she was pregnant and that he would need to support her and the baby, when he told us about it we told him sign nothing and demand a paternity test. It turns out it wasn't his and he dumped her. She apparently was screwing some sleaze who was only passing through.

 

[Compton]

nice!

 

[thegimp03]

Ouch. Hahahahaha, that's awesome.

 

[evilsaint]

Cliff's Notes :

I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.

She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"

Assuming this is a true story, this lady would fit perfectly into middle management in some money-grubbing corporation :laugh:

 

[scrawnypaleguy]

lol this is pure gold!

best thing i've read all day.

 

[Accipiter22]

vasectomies aren't a guarantee of sterility, even if you test negative for sperm at first.

 

[Hammer]

someone has an active imagination.

 

[alkemyst]

he sure spent a lot of coin to do that.

However; it's very possible he was pretty wealthy.

I had a first love try to pull "I am pregerz". I practiced safe sex with her out of fear of a baby...later on in my life condoms were used if available, if not I let it ride. Never on a one night stand though really.

Got a simple blood test on her....denied. Then I got the "YOU DON'T LOVE ME" BS.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
vasectomies aren't a guarantee of sterility, even if you test negative for sperm at first.

this was my understanding

 

[Matt2]

LOL, dumb biatch.

I personally have two friends that were "trapped" by their money hungry, no good, drug using girlfriends.

Needless to say, I feel sorry for the kids.

 

[ballmode]

this is classic and i think i posted it here

 

[judasmachine]

As misogynist as it is, it's still hilarious.

 

[tw1164]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
vasectomies aren't a guarantee of sterility, even if you test negative for sperm at first.

this was my understanding

I think some on here was explaining that he had to use birth control for 6+ mths, and was test 3 times.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
vasectomies aren't a guarantee of sterility, even if you test negative for sperm at first.

Yeh I know a guy who had a vasectomy but still managed to get his wife pregnant. They already had 5 children.

 

[Fritzo]

A variation of that story has been there for years.

 

[dmw16]

that is excellent if it is true.

 

[Matt2]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
vasectomies aren't a guarantee of sterility, even if you test negative for sperm at first.

Yeh I know a guy who had a vasectomy but still managed to get his wife pregnant. They already had 5 children.

Hope he got a DNA test!

 

[Stiganator]

I think the failure rate of a vasectomy is like 0.00001% if you have one properly done. If my wife popped out a kid after I had one, I would be much more likely to believe she was cheating.

 

[tigersty1e]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
vasectomies aren't a guarantee of sterility, even if you test negative for sperm at first.

Yeh I know a guy who had a vasectomy but still managed to get his wife pregnant. They already had 5 children.

Uh-oh.

I wonder how the 6th child looks.