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PCAddict

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Hmm... Yes... sounds like a bad idea. I think I'll wait another 20 years before I consider taking Viagra or anything like it, that is if I need it.

On another note. At work, we get about 10 calls a week for some bogus company that sells vitamins, herbal medications, and other "health items" becuase the damn phone company keeps giving people our phone number when they dial directory assistance. The reason for this is that the company name is similar to ours, except without the word "computers" in it. Also, one of their addresses is similar, but they are on the south part of the road, and we are on the north part. Basically, they have a box in a one mailbox place that is down the street and another box at another mailbox place in the next town. One of the addresses is listed as the payment address, the other is listed as the return address. The company has no known phone number. We've gotten calls from all over the counrty. Various state attorney generals, private investigators, lawyers, as well as customers all have called looking for these people.

Apparently alot of people foolishly order from them and never get their stuff. Others call to check on their orders, or to order things. Anyhow, they sell a product called "Super V" which is apparently some herbal stuff that is supposed to be like Viagra. I had one OLD guy on the phone saying he wanted to order "SUPER V" and I was trying to determine WTF he was talking about. I asked him if he was looking for a monitor or a video card, as I thought he was trying to say SUPER VGA. He then said: "I want that stuff that is for...you know....erectile dysfunction." I almost dropped the phone. I had to put him on hold because I was cracking up. That's how I found out what this "Super V" stuff is. I took him off hold and explained that we were a computer company, and that he was obviously looking for this other company. I then gave him the same routine we give everyone else about how we get all these calls, and have no idea how to tell people to contact this other company.

One day I answered the phone and some guy started screaming at me. "WHERE ARE MY DAMN PROSTATE PILLS?"

I could relate about 10 more such stories. It's pretty funny, but sometimes it gets annoying.


 

DesignDawg

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<< The hurt I am talking about is try keeping any muscle in your body tesnse for 3hrs straight. That kind of hurt. >>


ERECTIONS ARE NOT CAUSED BY MUSCLE CONTRACTION. Newsflash? Hardly.

And it is commonly known that you still have to be aroused for viagra to have any effect whatsoever. Whether or not it is hard to get back down once you've gotten it up, I don't know. --But if it is, I GUARANTEE it hurts. BAD. --But it's not from muscles being tense. It's from swelling. pressure. Like a headache.

Ricky
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Nutcase99

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DesignDawg: I guess your right, but its also like muscle tension trust me my friend took some, I know that your member isnt a muscle well it is but it isnt as well, that isnt the point the point is yes it hurts because of pressure and the muscles hurt as well.
 

DesignDawg

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No, Nutcase. There are NO MUSCLES inside the penis. NONE. NO MUSCLES INSIDE IT.

Ricky
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cxim

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Dec 18, 1999
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what got left out... in a young guy, after taking viagra, all it takes to get aroused is a TV commercial !
 

Skalman

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Hmm... Is there no &quot;anti viagra&quot; or something like that? I mean, some people have the opposite problem, huh ?
 

prodigy

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<< Is there no &quot;anti viagra&quot; >>



Sure there is!! It's called naked pictures of Rosanne Bar.
 

SilentBoB

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Nov 13, 1999
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<< his thing didn't go down for 3 days and he became impotent since it damaged cells in his &quot;thing&quot. >>



Holy CRAP! 3 Day boner? Did he go about life normally and get slapped by every woman he saw or did he call in sick for 3 days?
 
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