thraashman
Lifer
- Apr 10, 2000
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"Given the numbers 1 to 1,000, what is the minimum number of guesses needed to find a specific number, if you are given the hint 'higher' or 'lower' for each guess you make?" -- Facebook
How about I just ask you and we can quit all this guessing crap
"Using a scale of 1 to 10, rate yourself on how weird you are." -- Capital One (COF)
1, I'm not weird at all, but the rest of you are freaking insane
"Explain quantum electrodynamics in two minutes, starting now." -- Intel (INTC)
... fuck you buddy
"How many balloons would fit in this room?" -- PricewaterhouseCoopers
99 red balloons? ... floating in the summer sky
"If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?" -- Goldman Sachs (GS)
I'd remember that physics won't allow for the matter that creates me to be destroyed in a way that shrinks my size and therefore this question is invalid
"You have a bouquet of flowers. All but two are roses, all but two are daisies, and all but two are tulips. How many flowers do you have?" -- Epic Systems
Let's genetically engineer a tulip, rose, daisy and find out! Also let's clone a human while we're at it.
"What is the philosophy of martial arts?" -- Aflac (AFL)
Don't fuck with Chuck Norris
"Explain to me what has happened in this country during the last 10 years." -- Boston Consulting
We've done our best to decide that muslims and gays don't count as real people, then patted ourselves on the back about ending racism by electing a half black President
"If you could be any superhero, which one would you be?" -- AT&T (T)
Professor Xavier. I'm bald already anyway, might as well be able to control your mind too
"How do you weigh an elephant without using a scale?" -- IBM (IBM)
Very carefully.
"If you had 5,623 participants in a tournament, how many games would need to be played to determine the winner?" -- Amazon (AMZN)
In pair off, single elimination there's no fair way to do it as that number isn't a power of two. So I'd need more parameters of the rules of the tournament
"How many bricks are there in Shanghai? Consider only residential buildings." --Deloitte Consulting
Do they even use bricks in Shanghai?
"You have five bottles of pills. One bottle has 9 gram pills, the others have 10 gram pills. You have a scale that can be used only once. How can you find out which bottle contains the 9 gram pills?" --eBay (EBAY)
Take some pills from each bottle and hope I get a good buzz
"What is your fastball?" -- Ernst & Young
It's actually a fastball special. You see, Colossus throws me into battle and I pop my claws and go berserker on their asses
"How would you market ping pong balls if ping pong itself became obsolete? List many ways, then pick one and go into detail." -- Microsoft (MSFT)
Replacement testicles for cancer patients
"How many smartphones are there in New York City?" -- Google (GOOG)
Despite the common nickname I don't think any phones are artificially intelligent in a way that deserves to be called smart. So I answer none
"You are in charge of 20 people. Organize them to figure out how many bicycles were sold in your area last year." -- Schlumberger (SLB)
Having no interest in bicycles, I fire everyone keeping their salaries for myself and make up a convincing sounding number
"Why do you think only a small percentage of the population makes over $125,000 a year?" -- New York Life
Capitalism is a bitch.
"You have three boxes. One contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled so that no label accurately identifies the contents of any of the boxes. Opening just one box, and without looking inside, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?" -- Apple (AAPL)
Fuck Apples. Go banana!
"How many ball bearings, each one inch in diameter, can fit inside a 747 aircraft?" -- SAIC
Give me use of a 747 and at least 100 million ball bearings and I'll get back to you in about and hour to tell oyu this is a stupid question.
How about I just ask you and we can quit all this guessing crap
"Using a scale of 1 to 10, rate yourself on how weird you are." -- Capital One (COF)
1, I'm not weird at all, but the rest of you are freaking insane
"Explain quantum electrodynamics in two minutes, starting now." -- Intel (INTC)
... fuck you buddy
"How many balloons would fit in this room?" -- PricewaterhouseCoopers
99 red balloons? ... floating in the summer sky
"If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?" -- Goldman Sachs (GS)
I'd remember that physics won't allow for the matter that creates me to be destroyed in a way that shrinks my size and therefore this question is invalid
"You have a bouquet of flowers. All but two are roses, all but two are daisies, and all but two are tulips. How many flowers do you have?" -- Epic Systems
Let's genetically engineer a tulip, rose, daisy and find out! Also let's clone a human while we're at it.
"What is the philosophy of martial arts?" -- Aflac (AFL)
Don't fuck with Chuck Norris
"Explain to me what has happened in this country during the last 10 years." -- Boston Consulting
We've done our best to decide that muslims and gays don't count as real people, then patted ourselves on the back about ending racism by electing a half black President
"If you could be any superhero, which one would you be?" -- AT&T (T)
Professor Xavier. I'm bald already anyway, might as well be able to control your mind too
"How do you weigh an elephant without using a scale?" -- IBM (IBM)
Very carefully.
"If you had 5,623 participants in a tournament, how many games would need to be played to determine the winner?" -- Amazon (AMZN)
In pair off, single elimination there's no fair way to do it as that number isn't a power of two. So I'd need more parameters of the rules of the tournament
"How many bricks are there in Shanghai? Consider only residential buildings." --Deloitte Consulting
Do they even use bricks in Shanghai?
"You have five bottles of pills. One bottle has 9 gram pills, the others have 10 gram pills. You have a scale that can be used only once. How can you find out which bottle contains the 9 gram pills?" --eBay (EBAY)
Take some pills from each bottle and hope I get a good buzz
"What is your fastball?" -- Ernst & Young
It's actually a fastball special. You see, Colossus throws me into battle and I pop my claws and go berserker on their asses
"How would you market ping pong balls if ping pong itself became obsolete? List many ways, then pick one and go into detail." -- Microsoft (MSFT)
Replacement testicles for cancer patients
"How many smartphones are there in New York City?" -- Google (GOOG)
Despite the common nickname I don't think any phones are artificially intelligent in a way that deserves to be called smart. So I answer none
"You are in charge of 20 people. Organize them to figure out how many bicycles were sold in your area last year." -- Schlumberger (SLB)
Having no interest in bicycles, I fire everyone keeping their salaries for myself and make up a convincing sounding number
"Why do you think only a small percentage of the population makes over $125,000 a year?" -- New York Life
Capitalism is a bitch.
"You have three boxes. One contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled so that no label accurately identifies the contents of any of the boxes. Opening just one box, and without looking inside, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?" -- Apple (AAPL)
Fuck Apples. Go banana!
"How many ball bearings, each one inch in diameter, can fit inside a 747 aircraft?" -- SAIC
Give me use of a 747 and at least 100 million ball bearings and I'll get back to you in about and hour to tell oyu this is a stupid question.
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