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jteef

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It really depends on what the definition of a scale is. Generally speaking, it's impossible, but you allow for scale alternatives (e.g. checking the water line) then you can do it. First thing that came to my mind was pumping the displaced water through a flow meter and integrating the discrete data to figure out the volume, then assuming 0.98g/cc density for the elephant.

do you think we can stop the elephants breathing long enough to assume 0.98g/cc of density? what if he's constipated or bloated or has a diet unusually high in iron?

perhaps you could measure the stress in the support of the crane boom you planned to use to lift the elephant into your displacement pool.

the displacement method requires all kinds of fancy equipment like big graduated vats, cranes, liquids with an exact salinity. Plus how many poor african children will you murder by stealing all of their water, then dunking an elephant in?

my method requires a pond, a sharpie, a large dinghy and 500 bags of rice (or 1500 loaded AK-47s) . simple to find in India (or africa).
 

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Your boss is heading into a press conference and she stops at your desk. She says, "In 10 minutes, I need an estimate of how many gas stations there are in the United States." Unfortunately, your computer is turned off so you can't access the internet (please come up with something more creative than "turn on the computer" or "use my smart phone". You do have a phone book. You can make three phone calls. How do you get her an answer? What if you can't use the phone?

Couldn't you just call a friend and have the look it up?

Or call the three biggest oil/gas companies and ask them? Or something with state government...?

For no phone, that's hard. Maybe think of how many gas stations there are within 10 square miles of your house, then multiply by however many square miles there are in the US (which I have no idea how you would know that w/o computer).
 

YoungGun21

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Here is how I thought about the scale one. Put all 5 of the pill bottles on the scale. Take one off, note how much the weight decreases. Take another off, and compare the weight loss. If they are the same, just take another off.

Yes, I count this as one use of the scale, I put nothing new on.
 
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AreaCode707

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"If you had 5,623 participants in a tournament, how many games would need to be played to determine the winner?" -- Amazon (AMZN)

I was not asked this at Amazon. I was however asked:
- Do you believe in luck? Why or why not?
- Finish the sentence: I feel terrible when...
- What would you do if you never succeeded at a <project I was being interviewed for>?

I got the job.

"How would you market ping pong balls if ping pong itself became obsolete? List many ways, then pick one and go into detail." -- Microsoft (MSFT)
I wasn't asked this when I interviewed at MS. I was asked (and in my opinion it's one of the best interview questions I've ever heard):
- If you didn't get this job, what would the reason be?

I got the offer but declined it.

And as a bonus, my favorite interview question from T-Mobile (not asked to me but asked to a candidate by a coworker who now works at MS):
- Why do you work?
 

DrPizza

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"How many ball bearings, each one inch in diameter, can fit inside a 747 aircraft?" -- SAIC
Give me use of a 747 and at least 100 million ball bearings and I'll get back to you in about and hour to tell oyu this is a stupid question.

There are no stupid questions, only inquisitive idiots and stupid answers.

It's actually an awesome question for any position requiring any analytical thinking. Pretty simple to come up with a rough estimate using orders of magnitude
(i.e. which is closer? 10, 100, 1000, 10000, etc.)
VERY quick estimate without refining it: 20 ft x 10 per foot wide, 200 ft x 10 per foot long, 20 ft x 10 per foot high. See the zeroes? 8 x 10^7, so a super fast estimate is 80 million. I don't know the actual dimensions of a 747, so that's just a rough guess. And, of course, it's not a rectangular solid - so that would be just a little high - but not an order of magnitude too high. However, the 10 per inch is low, but not an order of magnitude low. And, the bearings will pack together better than that.
 
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digitaldurandal

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Clearly, you are in category #1.

That was my initial reaction, as well, but consider this set of 3 flowers: 1 rose, 1 tulip, 1 daisy.
All but 2 are roses: true.
All but 2 are tulips: true.
All but two are daisies: true.

You can also have two flowers that are neither tulips, nor roses, nor daisies.
 

Howard

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do you think we can stop the elephants breathing long enough to assume 0.98g/cc of density? what if he's constipated or bloated or has a diet unusually high in iron?

perhaps you could measure the stress in the support of the crane boom you planned to use to lift the elephant into your displacement pool.

the displacement method requires all kinds of fancy equipment like big graduated vats, cranes, liquids with an exact salinity. Plus how many poor african children will you murder by stealing all of their water, then dunking an elephant in?

my method requires a pond, a sharpie, a large dinghy and 500 bags of rice (or 1500 loaded AK-47s) . simple to find in India (or africa).
yeah, you're a dumbass
 

Dr. Zaus

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Oct 16, 2008
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Unless you work for a shipping company which freights bulk penis, I don't think that should be a problem.

So what is the solution to your problem?

Before you are 3 boxes containing either apples, oranges or a mix of both - they are mis-labelled "penis", "computer", and "scientology"

How can you by opening just one box, and without looking inside, and taking out just one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?

No problem, write "not" over each lable.
 
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Couldn't you just call a friend and have the look it up?

Or call the three biggest oil/gas companies and ask them? Or something with state government...?

For no phone, that's hard. Maybe think of how many gas stations there are within 10 square miles of your house, then multiply by however many square miles there are in the US (which I have no idea how you would know that w/o computer).
I almost gave up on all those questions so then I just decided to respond with retarded ass answers. That one I replied: Command one of my minions to get Alex Trebek on the tin can to relay an immediate answer.
 

Dr. Zaus

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I almost gave up on all those questions so then I just decided to respond with retarded ass answers. That one I replied: Command one of my minions to get Alex Trebek on the tin can to relay an immediate answer.

If you have a phone book of your metro and you know how many people live in your metro then you can count the gass stations in the phone book and multiply by 300million/millions covered by your phone book.


The mercury has a large shallow-bottomed boat floating on it.
Oh I couldn't stop laughing.
 

DrPizza

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For measuring the weight of an elephant, I think you can simply take 2 or 3 measurements with a tape measure & look up the weight. A lot of animals are "weighed" that way, and it's often just one measurement such as circumference at the chest. A chart will give the weight within a few pounds.
 

Miramonti

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"Using a scale of 1 to 10, rate yourself on how weird you are." -- Capital One (COF)

Donuts

"How many balloons would fit in this room?" -- PricewaterhouseCoopers

4 million. Less when inflated.

"If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?" -- Goldman Sachs (GS)

I'd shrink the blender to the respective new size of a pencil.

"You have a bouquet of flowers. All but two are roses, all but two are daisies, and all but two are tulips. How many flowers do you have?" -- Epic Systems

A bouquet

"If you could be any superhero, which one would you be?" -- AT&T (T)

me...

"How do you weigh an elephant without using a scale?" -- IBM (IBM)

Ask one of my coworkers to weigh it on a scale.

"If you had 5,623 participants in a tournament, how many games would need to be played to determine the winner?" -- Amazon (AMZN)

5623, give or take 10 at the most, depending on whether or not you give odd people out a buy. (I didn't spend too much time confirming this tho )

"You have five bottles of pills. One bottle has 9 gram pills, the others have 10 gram pills. You have a scale that can be used only once. How can you find out which bottle contains the 9 gram pills?" --eBay (EBAY)

Shake them. The bottle with 9 gram pills will rattle in a higher pitch.

"How many smartphones are there in New York City?" -- Google (GOOG)

More smartphones than smart people, as I presume some of them bought iphones...

"Why do you think only a small percentage of the population makes over $125,000 a year?" -- New York Life

Only a small percentage of the jobs pay >$125,000

"You have three boxes. One contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled so that no label accurately identifies the contents of any of the boxes. Opening just one box, and without looking inside, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?" -- Apple (AAPL)

I thought "delicious, healthy, tastey fruit", altho 'fruit' was already stated.
 
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Skyclad1uhm1

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"How many balloons would fit in this room?" -- PricewaterhouseCoopers
Inflated or deflated? What size balloons, and if inflated do they want it to be a nice surprise or just plain mean?

"How do you weigh an elephant without using a scale?" -- IBM (IBM)
Big swimming pool and water displacement?

"If you had 5,623 participants in a tournament, how many games would need to be played to determine the winner?" -- Amazon (AMZN)
Depends on the kind of tournament.

"You are in charge of 20 people. Organize them to figure out how many bicycles were sold in your area last year." -- Schlumberger (SLB)
Let one look it up on Google, as those statistics are gathered regularly in this country.
 

Dr. Zaus

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http://management.fortune.cnn.com/2011/04/05/the-most-ridiculous-job-interview-questions/

From Fortune magazine:

"Given the numbers 1 to 1,000, what is the minimum number of guesses needed to find a specific number, if you are given the hint 'higher' or 'lower' for each guess you make?" -- Facebook
1 min 10 max about 4 on average.
"Using a scale of 1 to 10, rate yourself on how weird you are." -- Capital One (COF)
10, I am in the top 10&#37; in many many ways.
"Explain quantum electrodynamics in two minutes, starting now." -- Intel (INTC)
From wikipedia:...
"How many balloons would fit in this room?" -- PricewaterhouseCoopers
Assuming inflated.
Min: none (no Macy's thanksgiving day parade in here), max: as many square mm of air as is in this room (one square mm is the apx size of an angeoplasty balloon). Functionally: as many as you would put up with.
"If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?" -- Goldman Sachs (GS)
if it's like mine at home you can unscrew the blade by moving it the opposite direction of the standard rotation; now that there is somewhere for air to enter from I would shimmy against opposing walls and pop the lid off.

"You have a bouquet of flowers. All but two are roses, all but two are daisies, and all but two are tulips. How many flowers do you have?" -- Epic Systems
"all but" means that exactly two are; that you are communicating poorly and must mean "no more than two are" does not bode well for my desire to work here.
"What is the philosophy of martial arts?" -- Aflac (AFL)
it depends on the martial art; but to my knowledge they all share discipline, dedication and a greater knowledge of your own limitations and how to grow past them.
"Explain to me what has happened in this country during the last 10 years." -- Boston Consulting
one word: Bush. (I took 'the fuk' to be implicit after the wood what)
"If you could be any superhero, which one would you be?" -- AT&T (T)
Ozymandias, it would be just like being me but with proper recognition.

"How do you weigh an elephant without using a scale?" -- IBM (IBM)
I would walk it on to two scales, one for the left half one for the right and average the two.

Also, look up the average/Standard deviation weight of an elephant and height and extrapolate from the tape measurable height.

"If you had 5,623 participants in a tournament, how many games would need to be played to determine the winner?" -- Amazon (AMZN)
min 1, round robin 1v1: summation(5622),
Reasonably: 14 Swiss rounds should be a fair number, with a cut to single elimination top v bottom for the top 12 with a round robin at top 3 then tie break based on Swiss round rankings.
"How many bricks are there in Shanghai? Consider only residential buildings." --Deloitte Consulting
I don't know, but give me a day and I'll get a very close approximation; most importantly though: why do you ask?

"You have five bottles of pills. One bottle has 9 gram pills, the others have 10 gram pills. You have a scale that can be used only once. How can you find out which bottle contains the 9 gram pills?" --eBay (EBAY)
read the bottle, read the pill, google the medication, or, the answer:
Put one pill from the first bottle, 2 From the second 3 from the third 4 from the 4 th on the scale. 100 grams - the weight is the bottle number that has the 9 gram pills. (or if it is 100, then it is the 5 th bottle).
"What is your fastball?" -- Ernst & Young
it is clear that you are interested in my sports aptitude: I have none and don't want to work for a company for which this would be an impediment for my advancement.

"How would you market ping pong balls if ping pong itself became obsolete? List many ways, then pick one and go into detail." -- Microsoft (MSFT)
I wouldn't, marketers are the scum of the earth and I would rather be unemployed than a millionaire marketer.
But for shits and giggles: chew to escape ball gags, the one thing in your house that your child still needs to become a Mensa member, a better packing material for boxes, a water filtration system that returned missing nutrients to your bottled water, a way to get the kenect to recognize people, a competitor to nerf that shoots ppbs instead, captain kangaroo home games.
"How many smartphones are there in New York City?" -- Google (GOOG)
I would look up the income demographics of NYC and the smart phone market penetration among those demographics and do the math.
"You are in charge of 20 people. Organize them to figure out how many bicycles were sold in your area last year." -- Schlumberger (SLB)
Assuming these resources have been allocated to me for this very purpose
Randomly call households and get a statistically significant estimation. Similar situation but with stores selling bikes. But first do a few open ended interviews about the nature of the volatility over the year of bike sales in each of the market needs bikes fill.

"Why do you think only a small percentage of the population makes over $125,000 a year?" -- New York Life
Because if a much larger percent of the population made 125k/y that same small percentage would be making significantly more than 125k/y. And if I'm any indication of how smart the top 2% of people with masters degrees are (ie standardized tests have some reasonable level of validity) then then all but a small percent are too stupid to deserve, or know what todo with, that kind of money.
"You have three boxes. One contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled so that no label accurately identifies the contents of any of the boxes. Opening just one box, and without looking inside, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?" -- Apple (AAPL)
if I know the labels and the labels are o a o/a then if I chose an apple from the apple box then it is the mixed fruit box; the box labeled apples must, then be oranges and the remaining box must be apples. Ssdd if I get an orange. Or,as I said, write not 100% over each label.
"How many ball bearings, each one inch in diameter, can fit inside a 747 aircraft?" -- SAIC (SAI)

Radius, in inches of a 747*2 ^2 times it's length. I don't know how many 1inch BBs fit in a cubic yard, but the packing will approximate the reducton in volume that we see with the hull of th 747 being a tube and not a rectangular sold, thus the use of square measurements for both items and vessel.
 
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Ticky

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1 room-sized balloon.


Collide it with an antimatter elephant and measure the resultant energy.


0 games. Declare a winner.

ping pong

Scrap polyethylene to plastic recyclers.


Because the Bourgeois control the means of production.


Call up Boeing, ask for engineering, find someone with a CAD model of a 747-400, ask for the internal volume, multiply by .74.

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martial arts

"I think I'm better than you because I refuse to buy a gun."
 
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