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Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: meltdown75
i would just jersey him and feed him uppercuts.
:thumbsup:
Yeah, except it is a Temple league. That would not have gone over well with my Rabbi.
MotionMan
Well, you could have recited from tanakh
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.
Never played much ball, did you?
OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:
Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.
Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???
MotionMan
or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf
"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"
(Name that movie)
MotionMan
Wasn't it Bull Durham?
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: meltdown75
i would just jersey him and feed him uppercuts.
:thumbsup:
Yeah, except it is a Temple league. That would not have gone over well with my Rabbi.
MotionMan
Well, you could have recited from tanakh
Oy.
MotionMan
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.
Never played much ball, did you?
OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:
Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.
Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???
MotionMan
or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf
"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"
(Name that movie)
MotionMan
Originally posted by: mrizvi66
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.
Never played much ball, did you?
OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:
Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.
Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???
MotionMan
or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf
"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"
(Name that movie)
MotionMan
Major League
After the pitch, the guy steps out of the box and says, "Is that because I quick pitched you?" (At least he knew he was being a jerk. BTW, he also tried to quick pitch other batters throughout the game.);
I say, "I am done now. I think we understand each other."
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Ham Porter: PLAY BALL! Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch.
[Pitcher pitches and the batter fails to even swing]
Ham Porter: Haha, that's one.
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: [to the batter] You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. STRIKE THREE
[Porter puts the batter off, he swings and misses]
Ham Porter: YOU'RE OUT!
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?
Phillips: [swings and misses again] SHUT UP PORTER!
Ham Porter: Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on.
Ham Porter: [two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: mrizvi66
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.
Never played much ball, did you?
OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:
Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.
Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???
MotionMan
or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf
"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"
(Name that movie)
MotionMan
Major League
Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.
MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: mrizvi66
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.
Never played much ball, did you?
OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:
Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.
Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???
MotionMan
or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf
"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"
(Name that movie)
MotionMan
Major League
Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.
MotionMan
Damn It! those were my first two choices...oh wait...I got it!
John Candy says this in:
Brewsters Millions?
I'm awesome.
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: mrizvi66
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.
Never played much ball, did you?
OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:
Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.
Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???
MotionMan
or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf
"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"
(Name that movie)
MotionMan
Major League
Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.
MotionMan
Damn It! those were my first two choices...oh wait...I got it!
John Candy says this in:
Brewsters Millions?
I'm awesome.
Wrong again:
The correct answer is http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0104926/ .
Check the quotes.
MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: mrizvi66
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.
Never played much ball, did you?
OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:
Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.
Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???
MotionMan
or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf
"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"
(Name that movie)
MotionMan
Major League
Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.
MotionMan
Damn It! those were my first two choices...oh wait...I got it!
John Candy says this in:
Brewsters Millions?
I'm awesome.
Wrong again:
The correct answer is http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0104926/ .
Check the quotes.
MotionMan
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|
Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|
Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball?
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|
Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them
Are you kidding!?!? Mr. Baseball was Tom Selleck's second best movie after An Innocent Man!!!
MotionMan
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|
Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball?
I still have it on VHS, noob.
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|
Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball?
I still have it on VHS, noob.
And I still have "One Crazy Summer" on VHS. What's your point?
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|
Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them
Are you kidding!?!? Mr. Baseball was Tom Selleck's second best movie after An Innocent Man!!!
MotionMan
Wrong!
everyone knows that Runaway was Tom Selleck's best theatrical performance!
that....or Quigley Down Under.
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|
Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them
Are you kidding!?!? Mr. Baseball was Tom Selleck's second best movie after An Innocent Man!!!
MotionMan
Wrong!
everyone knows that Runaway was Tom Selleck's best theatrical performance!
that....or Quigley Down Under.
Runaway does "rock" (Gene Simmons played the bad guy)
MotionMan
I was play softball in my Sunday rec league last weekend;
Originally posted by: Eeezee
I was play softball in my Sunday rec league last weekend;
Poor grammar = you're a jerk