Was I being a jerk?

[KeithTalent]

I voted Yes and Yes. I would have done the exact same thing you jerk.

KT

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: meltdown75

i would just jersey him and feed him uppercuts.

:thumbsup:

Yeah, except it is a Temple league. That would not have gone over well with my Rabbi.

MotionMan

Well, you could have recited from tanakh

Oy.

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.

Never played much ball, did you?

OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:

Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.

Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???

MotionMan

or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf

"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"

(Name that movie)

MotionMan

Wasn't it Bull Durham?

Not the movie I was thinking of (but I am not familiar enough with Bull Durham (have not seen in many years) to dispute your claim.)

MotionMan

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: meltdown75

i would just jersey him and feed him uppercuts.

:thumbsup:

Yeah, except it is a Temple league. That would not have gone over well with my Rabbi.

MotionMan

Well, you could have recited from tanakh

Oy.

MotionMan

Think about it, what kind of fuzz can he kick up when you do that?

 

[mrizvi66]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.

Never played much ball, did you?

OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:

Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.

Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???

MotionMan

or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf

"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"

(Name that movie)

MotionMan

Major League

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: mrizvi66

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.

Never played much ball, did you?

OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:

Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.

Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???

MotionMan

or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf

"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"

(Name that movie)

MotionMan

Major League

Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.

MotionMan

 

[lokiju]

Yes and Yes IMO.

 

[Uppsala9496]

The best revenge is to hit a line drive right back at the pitcher.
He will either get pegged with the ball and learn his lesson, or frantically jump out of the way and learn his lesson.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Ham Porter: PLAY BALL! Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch.
[Pitcher pitches and the batter fails to even swing]
Ham Porter: Haha, that's one.
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: [to the batter] You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. STRIKE THREE
[Porter puts the batter off, he swings and misses]
Ham Porter: YOU'RE OUT!
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?
Phillips: [swings and misses again] SHUT UP PORTER!
Ham Porter: Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on.
Ham Porter: [two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?

 

[AlienCraft]

After the pitch, the guy steps out of the box and says, "Is that because I quick pitched you?" (At least he knew he was being a jerk. BTW, he also tried to quick pitch other batters throughout the game.);
I say, "I am done now. I think we understand each other."

OH.... how the voices in my head start to go when they ask questions they already know the answer to..... ummm let's see...How about "Was that YOU ??" You look different somehow up close." or..."do you wiggle like that because your cup slides down still ? That'll stop soon, hopefully." :evil:

 

[MrWizzard]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Ham Porter: PLAY BALL! Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch.
[Pitcher pitches and the batter fails to even swing]
Ham Porter: Haha, that's one.
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: [to the batter] You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. STRIKE THREE
[Porter puts the batter off, he swings and misses]
Ham Porter: YOU'RE OUT!
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter: Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?
Phillips: [swings and misses again] SHUT UP PORTER!
Ham Porter: Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on.
Ham Porter: [two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?

Lol, that is the first thing I thought of when I was reading the OP.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: mrizvi66

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.

Never played much ball, did you?

OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:

Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.

Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???

MotionMan

or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf

"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"

(Name that movie)

MotionMan

Major League

Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.

MotionMan

Damn It! those were my first two choices...oh wait...I got it!

John Candy says this in:





Brewsters Millions?


I'm awesome.

 

[BoomerD]

Of course you were a jerk. You're a lawyer...it's in your very nature...



I think you were well within the acceptable norms. As someone above mentioned, if the sissy can't handle a bit of chatter at the plate, he's definitely in the wrong game. Maybe he shoud stick to T-ball...

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: mrizvi66

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.

Never played much ball, did you?

OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:

Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.

Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???

MotionMan

or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf

"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"

(Name that movie)

MotionMan

Major League

Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.

MotionMan

Damn It! those were my first two choices...oh wait...I got it!

John Candy says this in:





Brewsters Millions?


I'm awesome.

Wrong again:

The correct answer is http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0104926/ .

Check the quotes.

MotionMan

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: mrizvi66

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.

Never played much ball, did you?

OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:

Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.

Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???

MotionMan

or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf

"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"

(Name that movie)

MotionMan

Major League

Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.

MotionMan

Damn It! those were my first two choices...oh wait...I got it!

John Candy says this in:





Brewsters Millions?


I'm awesome.

Wrong again:

The correct answer is http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0104926/ .

Check the quotes.

MotionMan

Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|

Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: mrizvi66

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I think talking to the ump with the batter in the box is rude imho.

Never played much ball, did you?

OP was entirely justified. :thumbsup:

Played catcher in High School and American Legion. I talked in between pitches but not when the batter was in the box.

Oh, come on! You never, when the ball is on the way, say, "That's strike one!"???

MotionMan

or ask him if he wanted some naked pics of his gf

"Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
{pause}
"Want some?"

(Name that movie)

MotionMan

Major League

Nope. Strike Two. After the third strike, I will give the answer.

MotionMan

Damn It! those were my first two choices...oh wait...I got it!

John Candy says this in:





Brewsters Millions?


I'm awesome.

Wrong again:

The correct answer is http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0104926/ .

Check the quotes.

MotionMan

Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|

Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them

Are you kidding!?!? Mr. Baseball was Tom Selleck's second best movie after An Innocent Man!!!

MotionMan

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|

Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball?

I still have it on VHS, noob.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|

Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them

Are you kidding!?!? Mr. Baseball was Tom Selleck's second best movie after An Innocent Man!!!

MotionMan

Wrong!

everyone knows that Runaway was Tom Selleck's best theatrical performance!

that....or Quigley Down Under.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|

Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball?

I still have it on VHS, noob.

And I still have "One Crazy Summer" on VHS. What's your point?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|

Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball?

I still have it on VHS, noob.

And I still have "One Crazy Summer" on VHS. What's your point?

That I saw Mr Baseball of course. Multiple times even.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|

Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them

Are you kidding!?!? Mr. Baseball was Tom Selleck's second best movie after An Innocent Man!!!

MotionMan

Wrong!

everyone knows that Runaway was Tom Selleck's best theatrical performance!

that....or Quigley Down Under.

Runaway does "rock" (Gene Simmons played the bad guy)

MotionMan

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Curses! Does this mean that I am somehow less awesome than I thought I was? :|

Who the hell even saw Mr Baseball? I do know that John Candy had a choice line or two that he delivered to batters in the early scenes of Brewester's. too bad I don't explicitly remember any of them

Are you kidding!?!? Mr. Baseball was Tom Selleck's second best movie after An Innocent Man!!!

MotionMan

Wrong!

everyone knows that Runaway was Tom Selleck's best theatrical performance!

that....or Quigley Down Under.

Runaway does "rock" (Gene Simmons played the bad guy)

MotionMan

Awesomest movie ever!






even with Gene Simmons.

 

[sandorski]

Try this line: "This is why I love being a Catcher. That's one fine ass right there!"

 

[Eeezee]

I was play softball in my Sunday rec league last weekend;

Poor grammar = you're a jerk

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

I was play softball in my Sunday rec league last weekend;

Poor grammar = you're a jerk

I know I AM a jerk. The question is was I BEING a jerk?

Eeezee = Reading comprehension FTL



MotionMan