- Oct 16, 2008
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This is a conversation I just had... I think i was overly rude... Diet's making me bitchy.
Sidney: Thank you for contacting Time Warner Cable Online Customer Service, my name is Sydney. How may I assist you today?
Jillian: What is up with raising my bill 1$ every few months wile my father in law with, with the same service, keeps paying the same rate? ($40/m)
Jillian: I'm paying $60/m
Sidney: I understand that you would like to low down the bill for your services which you are using. Correct?
Jillian: Yep.
Sidney: I understand your concern and will be glad to assist you.
Sidney: May I confirm what all services of the Time Warner Cable you are using currently?
Jillian: Internet; I watch TV over the internet, I make phone calls over the internet... I can't see why anyone would need anything other than internet access.
Sidney: Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience caused.
Sidney: I would like to inform you that rise in the bill may be the cause of your promotional period end. For that you need to visit this URL https://myservices.timewarnercable.com/. In the mentioned URL may be you will see the other option for your service which might help you in reducing your bill.
Jillian: so that's not the case at all
Jillian: I did not have a 2.4 year promotional period that ended giving me a $1 increase in my bill. I get a jacked by $1 every few months
Jillian: can you fix this?
Sidney: I am sorry for your experience.
<5min latter>
Sidney: I would like to inform you for that you need to contact our local office. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience caused.
Jillian: I'm sorry you offered me a link to a web page instead of offering some customer service.
Sidney: Would you like me to provide you the number of the local office?
Jillian: AH!
Jillian: i could use that
Jillian: also; why am I chatting with 'sales' when you have no sales authority?
Sidney: Please bear with me just for few moments while I retrieve the number of the local office.
<5 min later>
Sidney: I am still gathering that information for you; I apologize for the delay and appreciate your patience
<5 min later>
Jillian: ...
Jillian: srsly?
Jillian: your phone book powers are that lame?
Jillian: get out of here:
Jillian: send me to the page where I can fill out a form about how incredibly lame you are.
Jillian: go!
Sidney: I apologize for the delay; I really appreciate your patience.
Jillian: no delay
Jillian: we're done
Sidney: You can contact our local office at 210-244-0500
Jillian: your local office is in TWC sales in San Antonio? I Googled it in 10 seconds.
Jillian: now, like I said; you fail at looking up numbers and you fail at being worth anything at all when it comes to CS
Sidney: Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience caused.
Jillian: what's there to apologize for? you have a lame job where you get to do nothing but send people to worthless web pages and thumb slowly through a phone book.
Jillian: I get it Sid
Jillian: your job sucks.
Jillian: Go to school, get a better job. Or, if you're in India like your broken english implies, then end the government waste that's keeping your people from advancing to first world status.
Jillian: nothing to apologize for though.
Jillian: you're job is to send people to web-pages that they already have and take 100x longer looking up a number than simply typing the quarry into Google would take.
Jillian: how can you apologize for doing your job?
Sidney: Do I need to cover anything else?
Jillian: You can't you are physically incapable of helping me or anyone else with anything that Google couldn't do at very least 10x faster.
Jillian: Pleas let me fill out a form that tells people at TWC how stupid your job is.
Sidney: I would like to inform you that after the chat session terminates. You will get that in your mail box.
Jillian: Awesome; If only your boss could get this!
Jillian: or anyone that cares about TWC
Sidney: I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused to you.
Jillian: instead of a dead drone on the other-side of a computer screen hitting apology macro keys.
Jillian: no inconvenience sid! I told ya,your doing your worthless worthless job.
Jillian: quite well to
Jillian: hitting all the right 'apology' macro keys
Jillian: you just have no power to help anyone capable of using the internet...
Jillian: I'm sorry about that;
Jillian: I apologize to you, for my desire to conduct business via chat leading to you having a worthless job.
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